-Hogan opens the show with the jibba jabba on who the No. 1 Contender will be to take on Jeff Hardy at Lockdown. He will make the choice by who impresses him the most in a series of matches.
-Now he's addressing Dead Man's Hand.
-Hogan called Sting his brother from another mother and the greatest wrestler of all time.
-Sting will now yell a promo for us.
-It will be Team TNA with Sting as Captain vs The team of people from Dead Man's Hand.
-A, how you say, pretty naughty Valentine's commercial aired, featuring the Knockouts.
Match 1: Christopher Daniels vs Magnus
-Kaz has been kicked from ringside, finally.
Magnus won with a top rope elbow drop.
-Magnus cuts a damn good promo. Really good.
Match 2: Kurt Angle vs Samoa Joe
-Oh for goodness sakes, stop with MMA stuff. I don't care about it!
-Thank you calling most of the match TNA. It really means a lot.
-The fans are really into the match.
-The English are so respectful. Look at that, no stupid signs, no idiots cheering to be 'cool', just fans enjoying the show.
-"Long Haired Man" Briscoe and "Just Happy To Be There" Garrett interfered in the match and it went to a no contest. I guess we know who's on each team come Lockdown right?
-Dixie was shown in the back talking to The Blossom Twins (hell of a wrestling lineage, look them up!) and another fella from "TNA's British Boot Camp". They will be on next I think.
-Oh, his name is "Party" Marty.
Match 3: Six Person Inter Gender match: Marty & The Blossom Twins vs Gail Kim, Tara & Jesse Godderz
-They really hammered in the TNA Knockouts Champion and Championship info. Well done TNA, well done again!
-What a match so far!
-Poor Marty, he must have partied too hard, because he crashed and burned just now.
The team of Gail, Tara & Jesse won.
-Gail's cutting a promo and it's good.
-She said that she knows Tara is wrestling next week and she has demanded a shot at the title.
-She's called out Brooke.
-Brooke comes out to some pretty good music and she said Gail can get her title shot, but it won't just be against Tara, it will be against Tessmacher and Velvet. It will be a 4 way elimination match. She said she will be at ringside to make sure there are no shenanigans.
-A recap is shown to explain that after Hardy's beatdown, the doctors have said, he will be back in two weeks in the states for TNA.
-A video is shown of Roode and Aries talking about whom will get which title. Roode said, they've just got to do what's best for business. They do want all the titles.
Match 4: James Storm vs Bob Van Dam
-"Let's Go Cowboy!" and "Let's go Van Dam!" chants were happening.
Storm wins with the Last Call.
-I will not comment on that last segment.
-They aired that Valentine's Day naughty video again.
Match 5: Austin Aries vs Bobby Roode
-Roode and Aries are making fun of one the most embarrassing and infamous moments in pro-wrestling history, the finger-poke of doom.
-Aries was to take the loss, but he rolled up Roode and Roode got upset, so now we've got an official match.
-Comedy and seriousness done right and not trying to overact or overdo it here. Good job fellas.
-Oh lawd, Hernandez and Chavo are out. Terrible, just terrible.
The match went to a no contest.
-Hogan is to make his decision next.
-Hogan comes out to talk about it, but Dead Man's Hand is out before he can make his decision.
-Injured Ray is out with his big old chain in his hand to help and now Sting is out with 3 black bats to even the odds against the large men.
-I like how Devon is still rocking that TV Title around his waist, whilst jibba jabbing at Hogan and friends.
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