(After Ondine knocks over a can of black paint on Eddie's floor.)
Nathan: When Ondine's having a bad day, it's just, like, chaos. It's papers flying, trees falling over it's like Roadrunner on acid.
Eddie: I'm kind of familiar with JoAnn Fabric. It's like gold Keds with a stirrup pant and a sweatshirt that says, "Grandma Loves Her Grandchildren."
Eddie: My concept for my room is, "A Lobby for the Golden Clone," a cloning agency. I mean, no offense at everybody, but just because two people are good-looking, sometimes they have really busted kids.