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    qrexranger9

    [1]Jan 15, 2007
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    This is where you can think of original stig facts.

    Some say he is powered by a warp core, and he has tyre marks instead of fingerprints. All we know is he's called the stig.

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    ResidentCynic

    [2]Jan 19, 2007
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    Some say, if he wasn't wearing that suit, he'd glow red, and that he was once the target of numerous bounty hunters in Siberia...

    [only thing I can think of right now, sorry I love the tyre track one] 

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    TVmania619

    [3]Jan 20, 2007
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    I'm not sure if this is entirely correct but:

    Some say that he made everyone pregnant, including the cameramen.

    PS: Who else thought it was hilarious when The Stig was learning new languages? I did!

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    J-o-h-n-n-y

    [4]Jan 20, 2007
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    TVmania619 wrote:
    Some say that he made everyone pregnant, including the cameramen.


    Wasn't that "...and if he were to appear on Love Island he would make everyone pregnant, including the cameramen.

    [/PEDANT]
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    TVmania619

    [5]Jan 23, 2007
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    J-o-h-n-n-y wrote:
    TVmania619 wrote:
    Some say that he made everyone pregnant, including the cameramen.


    Wasn't that "...and if he were to appear on Love Island he would make everyone pregnant, including the cameramen.

    [/PEDANT]


    Oh yeah! That was it!
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    Anton_Legend

    [6]Jan 24, 2007
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    yeh but were making up our own lol

    some say that god invented rain because stigg needed a new challenge..... some say that as he drives, he lactates slightly...

    we know him as the stigg
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    TVmania619

    [7]Jan 25, 2007
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    Some say that he has been banned from every country, including Mars for wearing away the roads and that his favourite drink is petrol

    All we know is that he's called the Stig

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    J-o-h-n-n-y

    [8]Jan 25, 2007
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    Some say he created eBay, and that he was washed up on Branscombe Beach.

    All we know is, he's called The Stig.


    Some say he likes brussel sprouts, and that he is Big Brother.

    All we know is, he's called The Stig.


    Some say that he's an avid fan of South West Trains, and that he likes to put British Airways on strike.

    All we know is, he's called The Stig.
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    MattAllenLFC

    [9]Jan 25, 2007
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    I like the first one - very satirical. I have just remembered I tried my own Stig-type fact in the notes -  here.
    Edited on 01/25/2007 2:29pm
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    woodramus

    [10]Jan 29, 2007
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    Some say he created Sudoku for kicks and can build 0-60 prisons in 3.5 seconds

    all we know is he is called the Stig
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    MattAllenLFC

    [11]Jan 29, 2007
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    woodramus wrote:
    Some say he created Sudoku for kicks and can build 0-60 prisons in 3.5 seconds

    all we know is he is called the Stig


    That should interest John Reid.
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    Pumpkinstew

    [12]Jan 29, 2007
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    Some say he was found in a strange glowing pod recovered from a crater on Exmoor and that he can turn milk to cheese just by glaring at it......

    .....All we know is that he's called the Stig.

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    typhoon_2099

    [13]Feb 4, 2007
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    Some people say his overalls are white because he outran the colours, and that Einstein would have rethought his theory of relativity had he met met him. All we know is, he's called The Stig
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    salle81

    [14]Feb 5, 2007
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    Some people say that he was the original Teletubby and that on the seventh day it was because of his perfected cornering that god needed to rest. All we know is he's called The Stig
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    qrexranger9

    [15]Feb 5, 2007
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    Some say his eyes are headlights, and that his rear end is a turbocharger. All we know is he's called the stig.
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    Anton_Legend

    [16]Feb 6, 2007
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    some say that if you tune a radio in to exactly 109.9FM you can hear his thoughts... and that his blood type is unleaded.

    All we know is that his name is the Stigg
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    qrexranger9

    [17]Feb 6, 2007
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    Anton_Legend wrote:
    some say that if you tune a radio in to exactly 109.9FM you can hear his thoughts...

    thats not original, they did that one, it was a different frequency but apart from that...

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    J-o-h-n-n-y

    [18]Feb 6, 2007
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    qrexranger9 wrote:

    Anton_Legend wrote:
    some say that if you tune a radio in to exactly 109.9FM you can hear his thoughts...

    thats not original, they did that one, it was a different frequency but apart from that...



    Then it is original, isn't it?
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    TVmania619

    [19]Feb 6, 2007
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    Some say that he urinates petrol and that he burnt down ITV with a broken Mini Cooper. All we know is that he's called The Stig
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    Anton_Legend

    [20]Feb 15, 2007
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    Some say that he drives an ice cream truck covered in childrens skulls, and that he can slam a revolving door....

    all we know is that hes called sir Stiggworth
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