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    Honorable_mrA

    [21]Feb 22, 2007
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    Slightly offtopic (forgive the intrusion) Has the thought ever occured to anyone that the Stig is Chuch Norris?
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    B3nDov3r

    [22]Mar 2, 2007
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    Some say that if he were to race himself in a parallel universe, he would win.

    All we know is, he's called the Stig.

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    Anton_Legend

    [23]Mar 6, 2007
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    some say he had to apply to the government for a consealled weapon licesne before he could legally wear pants.... and that beneath his helmet is another, slightly smaller helmet.

    all we know is that hs called the Stigg
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    mrsfleeshman

    [24]Aug 8, 2007
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    Honorable_mrA wrote:
    Slightly offtopic (forgive the intrusion) Has the thought ever occured to anyone that the Stig is Chuch Norris?
    Yeah it has occured to me!
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    kabula873

    [25]Aug 23, 2007
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    some say he can controll other peoples cars with his minds

    all we know is hes called the stig

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    eMetiB_101

    [26]Aug 25, 2007
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    Some say that his heart beats faster than a turbo charged v16 engine and that he has rocket fuel for blood... all we know is he's called The Stig.
    Edited on 08/25/2007 5:53am
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    scrot_bag

    [27]Aug 26, 2007
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    Some say he isn't machine washable and all his pot plants are called "steve" all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say he never leave's Britain, and that if he did his ears would explode. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say that if you lick his chest it tastes exactly like pickalili and at this week Brit awards he was arrested for goosing Russel Brown. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks and that his helmet is modeled on Britney Spears head. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say he was in a knife fight with Anthier Turner and that he is no way implicated in the cash for honors scandle. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say that he once threw a mirowave oven at a tramp and that long before anyone else he realised that Jade goodie was rascist pig-faced waste of blood and organs. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say that his first name really is "the" and that if he went on celebrity love island they would all be pregnant including the cameraman. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say that on really wanrm days he sheds his skin like a snake and that for some reason he is alergic to the Dutch. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say he invented branstone pickle and if you insult his mother he will headbutt you in the chest. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the nurenburg ring and if you give him a really important job to do he'll skive off and play croquet. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say his ears have a pazely lining and he's been banned from the chelsie flower show. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say that his genitles are on upside down and if he can be bothered he can crack the Da Vinchi Code in 43 seconds all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say he has a digital face and if he felt like it he could fire Allan Sugar. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say that his ears ears are not exactly where you'd expect them to be and that he once had an affair with John Prescott. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say that his heart is in upside down and his teeth glow in the dark. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say he can swin seven lengths under water and he has webbed buttocks. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say that his tears are adhesive and if he caught fir he would burn for a thousand days. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say that he has no understanding of clouds and his ear wax tastes like turkish delight. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say he's affraid of ducks and in Russia theres an airport named after him. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say his voice can only he heard by cats and he has two sets on knees. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say that his heart ticks like a watch and he confused by stairs. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say that he's a CIA experment that went wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is he's NOT the stig, he's the stigs american cousin (door opens up fat stig earthquakes out of the trailer)

    i pulled these all from the show.

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    kabula873

    [28]Aug 31, 2007
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    scrot_bag wrote:

    Some say he isn't machine washable and all his pot plants are called "steve" all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say he never leave's Britain, and that if he did his ears would explode. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say that if you lick his chest it tastes exactly like pickalili and at this week Brit awards he was arrested for goosing Russel Brown. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks and that his helmet is modeled on Britney Spears head. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say he was in a knife fight with Anthier Turner and that he is no way implicated in the cash for honors scandle. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say that he once threw a mirowave oven at a tramp and that long before anyone else he realised that Jade goodie was rascist pig-faced waste of blood and organs. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say that his first name really is "the" and that if he went on celebrity love island they would all be pregnant including the cameraman. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say that on really wanrm days he sheds his skin like a snake and that for some reason he is alergic to the Dutch. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say he invented branstone pickle and if you insult his mother he will headbutt you in the chest. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the nurenburg ring and if you give him a really important job to do he'll skive off and play croquet. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say his ears have a pazely lining and he's been banned from the chelsie flower show. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say that his genitles are on upside down and if he can be bothered he can crack the Da Vinchi Code in 43 seconds all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say he has a digital face and if he felt like it he could fire Allan Sugar. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say that his ears ears are not exactly where you'd expect them to be and that he once had an affair with John Prescott. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say that his heart is in upside down and his teeth glow in the dark. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say he can swin seven lengths under water and he has webbed buttocks. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say that his tears are adhesive and if he caught fir he would burn for a thousand days. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say that he has no understanding of clouds and his ear wax tastes like turkish delight. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say he's affraid of ducks and in Russia theres an airport named after him. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say his voice can only he heard by cats and he has two sets on knees. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say that his heart ticks like a watch and he confused by stairs. all we know is he's called the stig

    Some say that he's a CIA experment that went wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is he's NOT the stig, he's the stigs american cousin (door opens up fat stig earthquakes out of the trailer)

    i pulled these all from the show.


    luv the last one. in the USA they are ever size 34 or 4
    LOL
    sorry if i offend anyone that is just the message you send to the world
    P.S 4 is the english equivilant to 0
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    Clay_Crusher666

    [29]Oct 23, 2007
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    Here is some,

    Some say he has no eyeballs,and if he took his helmet off all the cars in the world would blow up.All we know is,he`s called the Stig.

    Some say his kids look like fish, and when he burps,he grows 3cm.All we know is he`s called the Stig.

    Some say he lives on a diet of bolts and if someone punches him he stops them with a forcefield.All we know is he`s called the Stig.

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    parallax207

    [30]Oct 23, 2007
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    Some say he once punched out an old man for his 1954 Kaiser Darrin 161 roadster, and that his helmet was the inspiration for the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers' costume.

    All we know is, he's called The Stig.

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    Marc412

    [31]Jan 17, 2008
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    Some say that his feet really are made of lead, and that if you rearrange the letters in his name, it spells "Get this!" All we know is, we call him "The Stig"!
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    MattAllenLFC

    [32]Jan 18, 2008
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    Marc412 wrote:
    ...and that if you rearrange the letters in his name, it spells "Get this!" All we know is, we call him "The Stig"!

    Anagram-tastic!

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    kato111

    [33]Jan 20, 2008
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    not meaning to be fickle but why would chuck norris be the stig?

    am i missing something here about the good old karate master?

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    MattAllenLFC

    [34]Jan 20, 2008
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    kato111 wrote:

    not meaning to be fickle but why would chuck norris be the stig?

    am i missing something here about the good old karate master?

    I've never understood that either, kato.

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    Kurt-Kakashi

    [35]Jan 21, 2008
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    Some people say, that he uses oily rags in the toilet, and that if he had been driving Dianas car, not only would she still be here, she'd be able to fly.

    All we know is he's called The Stig.

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    kato111

    [36]Jan 23, 2008
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    MattAllenLFC wrote:
    kato111 wrote:

    not meaning to be fickle but why would chuck norris be the stig?

    am i missing something here about the good old karate master?

    I've never understood that either, kato.

    glad i`m not alone on that one!!

    could anyone elaborate on the chuck norris thing, please, thx.

    Edited on 01/23/2008 11:34am
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    ih8roadworks101

    [37]Jan 27, 2008
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    Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he is banned from the city of Chichester. All we know is... he's called The Stig

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    Spinobreaker

    [38]Feb 25, 2008
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    its probably something 2 do with all of those old chuck noris jokes... example: When America went looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq all they found was chuck noris ok if i say more than one ill be shot so i think it has something to do with that so we wont go there lol

    but in saying that if u change chuck noris to the stig some of them could b funny

    When America went looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq all they found was The Stig doing donuts

    Edited on 02/25/2008 2:48pm
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    TVDCSKY1

    [39]Mar 7, 2008
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    Some say that his skin is purely carbon fibre, and that he is the only person in the known world that can spell the word 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious'

    All we know is he's called The Stig

    Edited on 03/07/2008 1:26pm
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    MattAllenLFC

    [40]Mar 8, 2008
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    TVDCSKY1 wrote:

    Some say that his skin is purely carbon fibre, and that he is the only person in the known world that can spell the word 'Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious'

    All we know is he's called The Stig

    You've either spelt that incorrectly, or you are the Stig, TVDCSKY1.

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