Jeremy Clarkson: Some say that his heart is in upside down. And that his teeth glow in the dark. All we know is he's called the Stig.
David Walliams: I nearly ended up killing those people. I was prepared to sacrifice them for a good time.
Jimmy Carr: I'm still the fastest man.
Jeremy Clarkson: Actually, Jimmy, to be honest, you were described by the Stig as the worst driver we have ever had down here and the luckiest man alive.
Richard Hammond: [referring to the Mazda MX5] This is the perfect car for racing a greyhound round a track.
Richard Hammond: For this race I'm going to be using 'beati dogu'. Japanese for the ancient art of, driving a sports car round a track faster than a greyhound.
Richard Hammond: The greyhound is the second fastest accelerating animal on the planet. The first is the cheetah, but they're a bit scary.
Star in a Reasonably Priced Car Lap Time:
David Walliams: 1.50.7
The taller, less funny one from Little Britain.