In this episode Topper illegally parks in a no parking zone. He is trying to talk himself out of the ticket but George and Marion keep interrupting him. The office interprets his conversation with the Kerbys as belligerence towards the law. Cosmo is arrested and hauled into jail. He tries to talk his way out of jail by explaining his life with the Kerby ghosts. This lands him in a alcohol rehab ward.moreless
Maggie's father, who she hasn't seen in 20 years is coming to visit. She admits to the Toppers she has been lying in letters to him that she was doing very well and the Toppers are employed by her. Cosmo & Henrietta agree to play the help while her father is visiting.moreless
A banker Topper tutored absconds with $500,000 in bonds and runs off to Mexico. He holds the bonds for ransom and demands Topper and Henrietta deliver the money to him. The Kerbys go along to help.
A couple of con artists pretending to be royalty attempt to swindle the bank out of millions.
The government has decided it needs a new highway. The Topper property is right in direction of the intended project. Cosmo and Henrietta may be able to move but George and Marion can not. The highway will go in over their dead bodies!
The bank has sent Topper to take care of a historical investment. The investment turns out to be a 6,000 year-old mummy. Cosmo has more than he can deal with when some crooked characters decide they would kill to get possession of the artifact.
Henrietta gets the bank to loan $40,000 to the college she attended after a janitor stole the school's bonds. While Cosmo is delivering the check to the all-girl school, George decides to make an appearance and creates problems. Cosmo gets trapped in a broom closet in the dormitory while on the lam from the dean after George forces him to kiss her. The dean - Miss Gouge - calls Henrietta and she and Mr. Schuyler head for the campus. While George is checking out the ladies, Marion and Neil show up in the broom closet with Topper and Neil finds the stolen bonds hidden under the floor.moreless
A Scottish lawyer stops by to inform the Toppers of an inheritance of The Crown and Castle Brewery. However, it's Elsie Worble who gets the message and she tell Henrietta that Cosmo inherited a crown and castle.
Two counterfeiters disguised as termite control men set up shop in the Topper's basement.