LeShawna: Why is it that we have to stare at your navel all day. Put a shirt on!
Heather: Oh, right, right because we all love looking at those comquats on your mall kiosk t-shirt!
LeShawna: At least I have hair.
Heather: Your afro is so big, it has it's own gravity.
LeShawna: Oh, I'll give you gravity!