Total Drama Island Season 2 Episode 4

Chris: Your first challenge. Hang ten this deck into the big blue, without swallowing tail in the soup.
LeShawna: What did you just ask me to do?!
Trent: He means, whoever stays on the surfboard the longest, wins.

(Beth jumps onto Justin and grabs his head)
Beth: Holy crap! I love your hair!

(in confessional)
Harold: The Hawaiian themed party was wildly entertaining! We ate poi with pineapple. What's poi, you ask? Poi is a Hawaiian super food from the root of the tarot. It's vitamin rich and hypoallergenic, making it the world's most effective substitute for breast milk.

Gwen: At least his obsession of the number nine is more creepy than his obsession of me.
Duncan: Five letters in Trent and four letters in Gwen, put them together and you get...
Gwen: Nine! Trent can't be doing things nine times because of me.

(in confessional)
DJ: (referring to LeShawna's dancing) I think I know what her nickname back home really is: La-Bamba!
Heather: Prima Ballerin-NO!
Harold: Two words: fun-key! What? I liked it!

(in confessional)
Trent: The thing is, if Gwen wants to win, why is it unethical for me to help her? I'm Trent first and a Killer Grip second. (pauses) Oh, can we erase that? Confession might be good for the soul. It's not so good for the team work.

Heather: Why'd you bother sending us out to get firewood?
Chris: I needed some alone time. (shows his hands to cast) You think these hands manicure themselves?

(in confessional)
Justin: Little Trent mans up. Wow! Even I had goose bumps and there wasn't a mirror for miles!

(in confessional)
Owen: Chris actually told us the truth for once?! (laughs) What's next? Being treated with actual respect?

Gwen: (after getting hit in head by a seagull) Ahh, sky rat!! Get it off! Get it out!

Beth: Did you ever notice Trent's a little weird?
Lindsay: Did you say Tyler's here? That's amazing!
Beth: Ok, Linds, Tyler is not in the game any more.
Lindsay: Oh, right. I must have a dental block about the whole thing.
(Beth backs away slowly)

Harold: Mad surfing skills, activate!!

Lindsay: (dressed in swimsuit for beach setting and reacting to excessive air conditioning) When did you guys move the beach to Antarctica?

Justin: Let's just say I'll do anything to win. ANYTHING!!! Oooh, Beth! I love it! I was thinking Beth, it could be really good for US... If we were in an alliance...
(camera switches to Chris MacClean in the monitoring room)
Chris: Wow! Dude is as CRAFTY as he is GOOD LOOKING! Maybe we're related. Ha ha ha! He wishes!
(we see Justin on the monitor who has just heard Chris' comment)
Justin: Uhhh... No, Chris.... No, I don't!
Chris: Poor delusional guy could never even swim in my gene pool! More importantly, tune in next time to watch more ME! And a few minutes of Justin. On TOTAL, DRAMA, ACTION! Which one of you geniuses left the two-way mike on?!?!?!

(in confessional)
Beth: If only making friends with a guys as gorgeous as Justin was as easy as making these bracelets. (bracelet in Beth's hands flies apart moments later)

(Gwen has just left after hearing more about Trent's obsession with the number nine)
Trent: What am I doing wrong?
Owen: Getting in her way! Like I said before, the girl likes winning!
Trent: You know Owen, sometimes you're really smart!
(Owen lets out a loud fart)
Owen: Me like beans!!!

Chris: Break time! Union rules!
Heather: Finally!
Chris: Not you, shark bait!

(DJ's swimsuit gets bitten off by one of the sharks and he runs off)
Chef: The human body is a beautiful thing! You don't NEED a suit!

Justin: Aren't you eating?
Lindsay: When you can gorge your soul on essence de beau hunk, who needs food?