Total Drama Island Season 2 Episode 17

(in confessional)
LeShawna: Not sure if it was the heat, or Harold's burrito breeze but seeing that boy as Captain Alberta made me feel a little light headed.

Courtney: (to Lindsay) You may have won the first round, but we'll see who comes out on top!
Lindsay: (gasps) Courtney just stepped on my invisible jet!
Chris: Courtney, minus two points for stepping on Lindsay's jet!

(in confessional)
Courtney: (referring to LeShawna insulting her) I've had it with LeShawna! Aged cheddar chick?! If I was a cheese, I'd be Caciocavallo Podolico, a rare cheese from Italy or Lancashire. Not aged Cheddar!

Harold: (eating a burrito) Beans have a lot of protein and they're a major form of soluble fiber. Plus, they make you fart. (farts, then laughs) I like beans.

Chris: (referring to the challenge) Evil never sleeps, and neither will you. Besides, superheroes don't do the things of mere mortals. They have screaming ladies to rescue.
Harold: Actually, many superheroes are mere mortals. My favorite, the incredible Owlman, catches thieves just like mice. But come morning, he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
Chef: Speak for yourself boy.
Chris: How would you like it if Owlman scratched your eyes out with his talons? (Harold falls over) I didn't think so.

Justin: (referring to the girls) I'm telling ya. If we don't boot one of them, it'll be one of us next.
Duncan: I hear ya, chicks are cutthroat.
(Cut to Chris getting a massage)
Chris: The views of the contestants of Total Drama Action do not necessarily reflect the opinions of this network or parent company. They may, but not necessarily. (chuckles)

LeShawna: You guys voted for me?
Harold: (cries) I'm sorry. I didn't know if I could trust you, but I made a mistake. A big mistake.
LeShawna: Awwww, honeypie, don't you worry. I made a mistake once, too. Don't hate the player, hate the game.
Harold: Do you forgive me?
LeShawna: Come here, sugar baby. LeShawna's got a whole lot of love. (gives Harold a hug)