Total Drama Island Season 2 Episode 7

(in the confessional)
Harold: Thing is, if Gwen had stayed in the game. According to prison rules, I'd either have to break a shovel over her head, or fall in love with her. Obviously neither option was feasible.

Chris: (to Chef) So, you ever seen that prison flick? The one with the guy in it? You know, the guy with the face? (Chef shrugs) So, you doing anything after work? We could always rent a...or not. I was busy anyway. Very busy, just throwing it out there.

(in confessional)
Heather: My vote plus LeShawna and Harold's equals the greatest day of my life. Bye bye, Gwennie!

Owen: If you were food, you'd be dessert! Chocolate covered chococlate with chocolate sauce and sprinkles...(laughs)...chocolate ones!!!
Izzy: (laughs) That is so nice, Owen! You're a banana split with, like, 26 bananas and a whole lotta split! Yeah!

(in confessional)
Gwen: Definition of lousy: being a stickler for your word and having to vote yourself off. (looks and points upwards) Whoever's in charge of karma, I hope that counts for something.

(in confessional)
Harold: (after Gwen breaks a shovel over his head) Classic prison madness and that shovel thing? Heck, everyone knows first day of prison, break something over some big dude's back, then nobody messes with you. I'm kinda scared of Gwen now and kinda of attracted to her. Don't tell LeShawna or Heather or Gwen!

LeShawna: (to Heather) I trust anyone more than I trust you!

(in confessional)
Harold: Everybody knows that more wars have been won with a shovel than a sword. Give a man a hole and what does he have? Nothing, but give a man a shovel and he can dig a hole to contain the nothing.

(in confessional)
Gwen: I know I owe the Grips because of Trent's cheating but even if we forget Lindsay's shampoo incident, last night, she nearly hurled because LeShawna's gum smelled too "minty fresh"? How am I going to puke before that?

(in confessional)
Harold: (referring to prison challenge) Talk about overkill. This place is plenty prison like already, not that I'm complaining. I mean, I should probably be locked up for the ladies sake anyways.

(in confessional)
Gwen: Ever since the whole awful Trent thing went down, I've just been waiting for karma to bite me in the butt but what could I do? He was my weakness, my achilles heel. We all have one. Luckily, Heather has a whole bunch of useful ones. Glittery objects, new hair products, shameless flattery.

Heather: (referring to trailer the girls are locked in) This trailer is as tight as the space between Lindsay's ears.
Lindsay: Awww, thank you!

Harold: Owen! We had cowboy beans last night. You're seriously risking a toxic gas leak!
Owen: Is that all I am to you? Some kind of human fart machine?
Duncan: Uhh, We just value our lives, is all. All right, big guy?
Owen: Awww, I love you guys! (hugs the guys)

(in confessional)
Harold: Rule number one-DO NOT wake Owen's beast within first thing in the morning!