Total Drama Island Season 2 Episode 19

Chris: (about Courtney singing) Wasn't that song brilliant? It was so brilliant, I know everyone wishes they could hear it over and over and over again, and now they can. (snaps) Relive the magic of Courtney for only $12.99. Call 555-SELLOUT to get your authentic Princess Courtney CD now, before everyone else downloads it illegally!

(in confessional)
Justin: (about the bridge crossing challenge) There I was, down, dirty, and deafened, and I thought, 'W.W.C.D,' What would Courtney do? And then it came to me! Courtney would use her head.

Chris: (about the challenge) And so, the ugly stepsister approached the terrible troll.
Beth: (wearing the big wig) But I can't see.
Chris: Oh, yeah. For this challenge, each knight is blind.
(everyone complains)
Chris: Nowhere in this story does it say the cowardly knights complained. So, get it together, steppy, and start crossing.

(in confessional)
Beth:: (about Chris not letting her be the princess) They're totally type-casting me as the ugly step-sister! But now that my braces are off, I'm absolutely princess material.

Courtney: (singing) My prince will be tall and handsome. (Justin puffs out his chest) My prince will be tough as nails. (Duncan breaks Harold's back over his knee) My prince will have lots of money. My prince will tame wild whales. (Duncan breaks a whale's back over his knee)

Courtney: (in princess costume, singing) When I was a little girl, I'd dream of my first kiss. It would come from my perfect prince. And in my dream, it went like this...
Justin: She's the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
Duncan: Yeah...
Justin: I must have been so busy seeing her as a master strategist, that I didn't see her outer beauty. Wow, we'll be the best looking couple in the kingdom!
Duncan: Pardon?!
Justin: (referring to the first part of the challenge) I saw ya cheat, Duncan. You don't deserve to be her prince.
Duncan: Who died and made you the decider about me and Courtney?!

Chris: (to Courtney, about the glass boot) I don't know. It doesn't look like it's gonna fit.
(Courtney tries to force the glass boot on her foot)
Harold: I hope that's safety glass.
Courtney: (putting on boot) Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Chris: Listen Courtney, we can go to a different selection method if...
Courtney: No, I'm gonna. (gets boot on her foot) Yes! (boot begins to crack)
Chris: Let's get this over with before she loses a foot and I lose another lawsuit.
Chef: (in fairy costume) I dub thee, Princess Courtney.
Courtney: Eat my pixie dust! Commoners! (boot flies off and hits Justin)

(in confessional)
Justin: (about the glass boot hitting his face) I've become the beast, instead of the beauty. A prince turned into a frog. Did Courtney do that on purpose? No, no, she's not evil, she's just feisty. I like feisty, I like it a lot.

(in confessional)
Justin: When my good looks went, so did my winning edge. But Courtney is still managing to kick butt and she's not nearly as good looking as I am...okay, as I was.

Justin: (to Courtney) You know, you're the only one taking the game seriously. I just wish I knew how you did it all. It's so inspirational.
Courtney: Just being me, I'm glad to help.
Justin: You could help more if you'd tell me your secrets. Like, how do you even get through life with all your deformities?
Courtney: What?! I don't have any deformities!
Justin: So your answer is...denial? Okay.

Beth: If you smell burnt toast and everything looks like it's underwater, does that mean you have a concussion?

Justin: (as he's about to leave) Courtney? (is seen waving at him and looking at her PDA) Beth? Lindsay?
Lindsay: Princess Beth is so cute.
Justin: Is no one gonna miss me?
Duncan: Ciao.
Harold: See you in the funny papers. Farewell. Auf Wiedersein. Don't let the door hit you in the...
Justin: Okay, stop already. I'm going. But you'll regret it. With me gone, this competition just got eighty percent less handsome. (bumps into the Lame-O-Sine) Alright, seventy-nine!

Chris: (while trying to get the glass boot on Lindsay's big foot) I feel like I'm trying to jam a T.Rex into a smart car and make him buckle up. Well, if getting your big toe counted, you'd have won.

Chef: All rise for Sir Chris.
Harold: Sir? Someone needs an ego check.

Harold: (in the confessional listing to Courtney's song until someone gives him a letter) It's from LeShawna. (reads the letter) "Yo Harold, if you play that skinny rich girl song and think of me, I'll have to kill you."