Gym Teacher: I'm afraid if you can't make it to the top, I'm going to have to transfer you to a different gym class.
Sam: Transfer me?
Gym Teacher: Yes. To a special place where you'll work with other majorly uncoordinated students like yourself.
(Clover and Alex gasp.)
Clover: You mean Sam's going to be a dork?
Gym Teacher: We prefer to call it D-O-R-K: the development for overly remedial kids class. Trust me. It's for your own good.
Alex: Whoa. Tough break, Sammy.
Sam: But I don't want to be a dork.