Branca: You know, I think, I feel I don't tell you enough.
Creegan: I still get it.
Branca: But I worry about you.
Creegan: You don't need to with me.
Branca: I do. I sometimes worry that you wanna go back, like it was better over there.
Creegan: If I thought it was so great over there I wouldn't work so hard here. (pauses a moment overlooking his partner) You know I read once that life is the illusion, I disagree. (leans in to whisper) Death is the illusion. This is real.
Creegan: Would I still be your partner?
Branca: I don't know. Do you think we'd still like each other if we just met each other on the street?
Creegan: Definitely not.
Creegan: No, I would like you, but you wouldn't like me.
Branca: Yes I would.
Creegan: No you wouldn't, because you don't talk to people on the street.
Branca: Yes I do.
Creegan: You never talk to strangers. No.
Branca Oh yes I do.
Branca: Of course I do. Yes I do.
Creegan: No, no, no.
Branca: Wanna try me?
(Both walk in opposite directions and turn back toward each other, like they don't know each other)
Creegan: (whistles) Hey gorgeous.
Branca: Hey handsome. (Gestures to his head, where the scare from the bullet is) He what's that thing right there?
Creegan: Oh you gotta point right at it. Thanks. It's a long story, I don't wanna get into it.
Carny: (giving plastic stethoscopes to some kids) These? These make you official staff members.
Creegan: Can I be an official staff member? Can I? Can I? Can I? Huh?
(Creegan unhooks his IV)
Branca: What are you doing?
Creegan: I'm full.
Enright: Reeds is getting out of the hospital next week.
(Creegan claps his hands)
Branca: All right!
Enright: Creegan, he's still in rehab. No late nights.
(Creegan claps using his right hand on his left arm, making less enthusiastic clapping sounds.)
This was the final episode of "Touching Evil" before it was cancelled by USA.
-75 minutes long, 15 minutes longer than usual