Trailer Park Boys

Season 4 Episode 9

Dear Santa Claus Go F*ck Yourself

Aired Sunday 9:00 PM Dec 12, 2004 on Showcase
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Dear Santa Claus Go F*ck Yourself
This hour-long Christmas special takes place in December 1997. It's a prequel set in a time when J-Roc was just Jamie, before Randy and Lahey were a couple, and before the Sh*tmobile was missing a door. Julian has a money-making idea: "remarketing" Christmas trees, lights and gifts. By "remarketing" he means stealing gifts from cars in parking lots and then selling them in the park. Part of Julian's plan is to run a park-wide trailer decorating contest and the winner gets a big-screen TV. However, the catch is that you have to buy your lights from Julian.moreless

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Paul LeBlanc

Paul LeBlanc

Prison Guard

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Daniel Lilford

Daniel Lilford

Tree Lot Worker

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Paul MacLeod

Paul MacLeod


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  • TRIVIA (0)

  • QUOTES (10)

    • Ricky: Lucy needs a fucking fur coat so why don't you tell me what I'm supposed to do about that there Mr. Genius Cock?

    • Ricky: F**king nerds.

    • Barb: No liquor Jim.

    • Ricky: Why is there two nerds carrying one tree? One tree per nerd. Goddamn fucking nerds.

    • Ricky: Hey nerd, lets go.

    • Mr. Lahey: I probably should have furthered my investigation before acting. But it was a mistake borne out of a simple desire of justice. But in the future, I'm gonna make sure I have all my evidence in before I make the call. Never gonna make that same mistake again. Never.

    • Bubbles' letter from his mother: Dear Bubbles. Merry Christmas. I'm sorry were not there with you. It's was the hardest thing I have ever done with me and your dad had to pack up and leave you. But some very dangerous men were coming after your daddy for his gambling, fighting, and shooting his mouth off drunk down at the legion. We never wanted to put you in any jeopardy so we had to leave fast. Hopefully someday, you'll understand. PS: I've asked Julian's grandmother if you can stay with them for a bit. She said no problem. Julian will look after you. You're lucky to have a friend like Julian and that Richard boy who you try to help out with his school work.

    • Ricky: Dad, I write letters every year. You know that. I'm sending a letter off to the big guy tomorrow. So, it's taken care of. Done. No problem.
      Ray: Huh?
      Ricky: The letters. You and mom got me to write them every year at Christmas. I'm sending one off tomorrow again.
      Ray: To Santa Claus Rick?
      Ricky: Yeah, the big guy.
      Bubbles: The big guy? The big guy. That's God Ricky.
      Ricky: Yeah God. That's what I said, Santa.
      Ray: Ricky. You know Santa and God aren't the same guy right?
      Ricky: Dad, You didn't know that? Think about it. How would he get around the world in one night? Of course it's the same person.

    • Julian: How are you gonna get presents for Trin' and Lucy? Huh? I'm gonna set you up big-time, Ricky. That's how.
      Ricky: Oh yeah? Who thinks they're f*ckin' Santa Claus all of the sudden? Huh? You're not f*ckin' Santa Claus Julian and I don't need your f*ckin' cherry trees. (Ricky was trying to say charity)

    • Bubbles: Well, hopefully in the New Year me and shopping carts are done with each other. I'm gonna start selling my mits down at the fire hall if everything goes well that's it. Shopping carts done.

  • NOTES (2)

    • The opening credits are different from the regular episodes in that winter scenes showing night-ime christmas lighting of the trailer park are used.

    • Barb takes pity on the less fortunate Randall (Randy) and brings him back to the park where he meets Mr. Jim Lahey for the "first time". Randy knows Jim Lahey as "Simon" from a former encounter.


    • Bubbles: Listen at him back there, f*cking Donald Trump.

      Donald Trump is the famous billionaire who is better known for his television series The Apprentice.