Cartoon Network (ended 2009)
Tankor: (drinks down some energon) I suggest we awaken them. And then they're all yours. Firestar knows, so you only have to tell Raiden. (Turns into Octane)
Octane: Meanwhile, i will be on the lookout for Firewall. Last i heard he was going to meet me here for a transaction. I would give him 18 metric tons of Gasoline, and he would give me information. I have been trying to unwrap the mystery behind the strange dissapearance of the Autobot Blackout. All i know is that the Deceptions Dreadwing and Nemesis Prime are involved.
Then, Firestar hears the HEavy Metal music...
Firestar: YAAAAA! (Jumps up, and spins around in a cyclone, with her flail extended, knocking Raiden into Firebolt. She then lands, and has a crazed look in her eye)
Firestar: (In cybertronian) WHERE'S MY COFFEE? GIMME MY COFFEE! I NEED COFFEE! (Runs around like a lunatic. Then, Octane clotheslines her, and she gets soem sense in her) Whoa. I guess Heavy Metal does have a devastating effect on those around me.
Firestar: oh, yeah. (Sets her plasma mortar to "Wave", and then blows the private area off of Speed Demon.) My brother's all yours.
Octane: Uh, speaking of brothers, Firewall is heading this way. ETA: 45 minutes.
Firestar: Yeah, i guess we do. (Firestar kisses Raiden)
Octane: Hey, uh, not to break up the party, but Firewall is coming in fast. ETA: 2 minutes!
Dreadland: I got an idea to hide Firebolt.
Concussor Prime: yeah?
Dreadland: Concussor, maybe you can turn into a Semi, and we could hide Firebolt in the trailer
Concussor: Good idea! (Transforms into a semi)
Dreadland: (Lifts Firebolt) Man, you need to lose weight! (Tosses him in Concussor's trailer) That outta do it.
Then, a V-22 Osprey appeared, and transformed. Then, Octane turned into Tankor, and walked up to Firewall
Tankor: Firewall. Good to see you.
Firewall: A pleasure to see you too Tankor. (Does a feminine wave to Tankor) So, where's my oil?
Tankor: I have it in my fuel storage.
Then, Concussor tried to drive back to the base, but Firebolt fell out.
Firewall: Is that, firebolt? (Bats eyes, and looks at Firebolt like he's dreamy)
Tankor: (Face in palm) Oh, god.
Firewall: COME HERE! (Chases after Firebolt)
Dreadland: There's your answer.
Concussor: (Transforms back to robot mode) I don't think i want to watch anymore. I'm going to the bar, and watch the football game. It's the Broncos versus the Patriots. Who wants to come?
Dreadland: I'm going
Red Alert: Count me in.
Firestar: I don't know. Raiden, what do you think?
Firewall: You are SO screwed! (pulls out a huge-a*s rifle, and blasts Incinerator, causing him to seperate into Firebolt, INcinerator, and Wolfripper.) I may be g*y, but i can still kick all your a*sses!
Then, Tankor drives up, transforms, and fires a stream of rockets and Plasma grenades at Incinerator, blowing his a*s to kingdom come.
BUt, Firewall's chaos cannon absorbed the blast.
Tankor: Incinerator took over, captured Wolfripper's body, and now he's gone. (Turns into Octane)
Octane: But i'll still get him! (Goes through INcinerator's portal before it closes)
Then, Chaos SUpreme emerged.
Chaos Supreme; I believe you have some thing of mine. (Takes back his foot, his arm, and his eye, and then turns into the Supreme Brothers)
(Head) Alpha Supreme-Cybertronian Semi
(Body Front) Beta Supreme-Cybertronian Mobile Command Center
(Left Thigh) Gamma Supreme-Cybertronian Self Propelled Artillery
(Back) Delta Supreme-Cybertronian Aircraft Carrier
(Right Arm) Epsilon Supreme-Cybertronian Space Shuttle
(Right Thigh) Theta Supreme-Cybertronian Missile Tank
(Right Shin) Uta Supreme-Cybertronian Train
(Left Shin) Xi Supreme-Cybertronian Submarine
(Left Arm) Omega Supreme-Cybertronian Boat
Chaos Supreme-Cybertronian Slaughter Wagon
Epsilon Supreme: Supreme Brothers, supreme assault!
All the supreme brothers turn into huge cannons, connect, and fire at Incinerator, blasting him into peices.
Octane: (Transforms) What the hell?
Octane: (Gets up) I think i am going to stop standing now. (Falls over, and turns into Tankor) Shut up, Caboose. (Turns back into Octane) Church, if i die, i want you to have my orange juice.
Then, Chaos Supreme landed in front of Incinerator
Chaos Supreme: That key was a curse. IT kept me from using my full power. It kept me operating at 15% power. Now you ahve that curse. You can only operate at 15% of your regular power level.