Transformers Animated Season 1 Episode 14

Bumblebee: Attention, barnacle monster! Come out with your hands over your... well, you don't have a head!

Prowl: (About the space barnacle monster) We just need to formulate a plan.
Bumblebee: How's this for a plan: Run!

Bumblebee: (About the camping supplies) You sure you know how to use all this stuff?
Sari: What's to know? We roast marshmallows, tell ghost stories, sing campfire songs...
Prowl: There is more to nature then these odd human customs and "mellow-marshes."

Prowl: Bumblebee, is your commitment to all these electronic devices really necessary?
Bumblebee: I hate to break it to you, Prowl, but you are one of these electronic devices!

Prowl: (to Sari) We owe you a tremendous debt of gratitude.
Bumblebee: (to Prowl) And you owe me a new media player... or did you think I forgot?
Prowl: Have you learned nothing from your time in the woods?
Bumblebee: Yeah, I learned that we should pave it over as soon as we get the chance.
Prowl: Surely you don't blame nature for a few space barnacles.
Bumblebee: You don't see my game player turning everyone into zombies, do you?
Prowl: Actually...
Sari: Guys. That creature was built up of barnacles and bolts, just like our team is built up of humans and robots. Nature and technology... working together! (Bumblebee and Prowl look away from each other)
Bumblebee: (muttering) You still owe me a new media player.

Bumblebee: What did I tell you about camping? Monsters! TV is always right!
Sari: Wait, so monsters are real? Tutor-bot is such a liar!
Prowl: It's not a monster. You said yourself it's Cybertronian.
Sari: You got anything that ugly back on Cybertron?
Bumblebee: Yeah, but Bulkhead's back at the plant.

Bumblebee: (blasts the creature down) Hey, why don't you pick on someone your own size. (the creature gets back up and nearly strike Bumblebee, Sari and Prowl. Bumblebee gets back up) Ok, maybe we're a little unclear about the concept 'your own size.'

Bumblebee: I've seen enough creature features to know that every poor sap that gets suckered into going on some lame camping trip winds up getting chased down by a monster!
Prowl: (shines a light and sees a siloette of a bear then transforms) They're called 'bears' and they're hardly monsters.
(shadow reveals itself to be a creature merged with construction equipment)
Bumblebee: (sarcastically) Gee Prowl, I didn't know bears had shovels for hands. I Guess I did learn something camping.

Bumblebee: So, where do they hide the outlets?
Prowl: (sighs) For the hundredth time, there are no outlets in the woods, fire is what provides warmth and light. It's also nature's way of cleansing.
Bumblebee: Chainsaws and pavement are much more effective. Now let me borrow your battery for a few hours.

Bumblebee transforms to robot mode
Bumblebee: At least I can get this junk outta me. I was feeling kinda bloated. (drops several electronics. Prowl glares at him.) What? You said to pack the bare essentials.
Prowl: Since when are surround sound speakers, a strobelight and a handheld media player bare essentials?
Bumblebee: You shoulda seen what I left back at the plant.
Prowl: Where did you even find room for all of this junk?
Bumblebee: (embarrassed) I'd... rather not say.

Bumblebee: (Grabs a fire hose) Eat fire, space paracite! (sprays Prowl with water) Water? I thought this thing said 'fire hose.' (thinks) Oh, right.

Bumblebee: Those barnacles must've drained all your ninja-bot smarts, cuz you just fell into our trap. (Blasts the exit trapping Prowl, Sari and himself inside)
Sari: Uh, Bumblebee, I think you were supposed to do that from the outside!

Sari: ... and then they were back to normal, like nothing ever happened. Meanwhile, I'm stuck riding home with no dry clothes, in an Autobot whose car mode doesn't have a heater. (Sneezes)
Optimus Prime: You showed a lot of courage and ingenuity, Sari. And hopefully you'll stop... backfiring soon.
Sari: Hello, it's called 'sneezing.' (Sneezes again then blows her nose)
Bumblebee: I don't even want to know what that's called.

Sari: (About the key) What? You can bring an Autobot back to life but you can't start a fire?

Bumblebee: (After pushing a bin of coal into Prowl) I really hope he doesn't remember that when he's back to normal.