Transformers Animated Season 1 Episode 8

Sari: (About Rhodes) You can take this guy! Just stay out of his reach!
Bumblebee: Which one? The guy in the middle, or the two on either side?
Sari: Just swing at them all!

Bulkhead: Sorry about yanking your crank case, I was just havin' a little fun.
Bumblebee: Little? Did you say 'little'?
Bulkhead: (Babbling) No! Uh I mean, well yeah, no but I didn't mean...
Bumblebee: I may be small, but I'm scrappy! (Transforms to vehicle mode) And I can run circles around your big ol' rusty chassy. Y'know, I've got major skills.

Dr. Sumdac: (About the newest machine) Not only is it stronger and faster, but it also has improved recognition software... so we don't have a repeat of that unfortunate incident with the captain's wife.

Optimus Prime: We've tried everything, what's it take to bring this guy down?
Cyrus: More than you've got, tin can!

Bumblebee: If this is about the wrestling gig, I'll retire from the ring!

Sari: He's gonna be impossible to live with now, isn't he?
Ratchet: Oh yeah, big time.

Ratchet: I'd like to run some more tests. It should only take a few hours.
Bumblebee: That long?
Bulkhead: His attention span is short too.
Bumblebee: I heard that!
Prowl: Apparently so is his fuse.
Bulkhead: And the Ninja bot gets in a good one! (Gives Prowl a high five)

Ratchet: Guess you didn't get the memo about the acid that melts through anything!

Prowl: (To Bumblebee) Next time, use your head. Find your foe's weakness, and strike then.
Bulkhead: If you can reach it, that is!

Prometheus Black: Tonight, man will triumph over machine, in a no-holds bar fight to the finish!
Ratchet: What RAM damaged, programming impared bot would agree to be in such a degrading spectacle?
Prometheus Black: Representing the machines, I give you: Bumblebee!
Bulkhead spits out oil
Bulkhead: What!

Bumblebee: Don't worry little guy, I'll go easy on you.
Cyrus: Don't do me any favors, machine.

(Bulkhead gets stuck in the forcefield)
Prowl: Bulkhead, move your overside fender!
Bulkhead: I can't... I'm sorta stuck here!
Ratchet: I can't open the field any wider, Bumblebee, you'll have to go in alone.
Bumblebee: (sarcastically) Oh, lucky me.

Bulkhead: Time to bring in the big guns! (tackles Sirus)
Bumblebee: Oh just rub it in, why don't ya?
Bulkhead: What? What'd I say?

Ratchet: I think you're in over your head again kid.
Bumblebee: What's that suppose to mean?
Optimus Prime: Mute it, we've got bigger problems.

Cyrus: Stand up and fight. What are ya, yella?
Bumblebee: Well... duh.

Cyrus: Stand still shorty!
Bumblebee: Now that's just wrong... I didn't make fun of your height when you were little!

Bulkhead: (After seeing Sirus) That's a human?
Prowl: Must be a new model.

Optimus Prime: Human upgrades: What'll they think of next?

Bulkhead: (After watching a car fuel commercial) That looks like it hurt.
Prowl: (After seeing two cars crash on another channel) Not as much as that.