Dr. Matthews: I don't know why you have to be so suspicious of everyone in the valley.
Burt: I'm not suspicious - I'm prudent.
Burt: How'd you find me?
Twitchell: I stuck a small tracking device on your bumper six months ago. (laughs) Just kidding – saw your truck parked out front.
Chad: Burt Gummer, relying on the oppression of the federal government. And they said irony is dead.
Dr. Bergen: Burt Gummer, right? I've been told you have a personal dislike of that Graboid.
Burt: Nothing personal – I just like staying at the top of the food chain.
Originally scheduled to air May 16, 2003 at 9:00 p.m. EST.