At the beginning, Tyler gets Dr. Debevic's attention by stomping his foot on the ground. With her devices to hear sounds she would have heard his truck come close even before he arrived.
Larry: We've got five... somethings on the monitor. Could it be a graboid, or could it be something worse.
Dr. Debevic: Drop your socks and grab our boxers gentleman, we got work to do.
Twitchell: (pointing to Dr. Debevic) Friend of Gummers?
Twitchell: Wait a second, wait a second. I was told, there's another Graboid out here, bigger than the Loch Ness monster, rampaging around, eating hundreds of fence posts and stuff.
Tyler: Who told you that?
Twitchell: (points to Larry) Obi-Wan Kedork over here. So what are they, if not El Blanco and his friends?
Tyler: I don't know. But I do know that Graboids do not eat wood.
Twitchell: Wait a minute, they don't eat wood? They eat cows, they eat people, they eat burros you said they ate you car. But somehow they draw the line at wood!
Twitchell: (seeing a fireball) It's either amazingly good news, or unbelievably bad.
Nancy: It was good of you to stay here, Twitch.
Twitchell: It was easier then going home to the wife. (pause) Just kidding. It's my valley too. Besides, I was ashamed to steal one of your cars.
Larry: I know, I know - I didn't listen to you, but you're just going to have to get used to it.
Tyler: I was used to it from the moment I met you.
Twitchell: It's time we get the frick outta here!
Twitchell: Tell you what I'm planning, since I am the authority figure here. First of all I'm going to put a siren on that damned Graboid so we know where it is. Second, I'm going to rename this place, like Wacky Valley, or Pain in My Ass Land.
Tyler: I'm fine - how are you?
Twitchell: Suicidal. And the only thing keeping me from pulling the trigger is that my insurance isn't paid up, and Gummer isn't here to spew his anti-government invective.
Larry: What's (Burt) doing in Idaho? I won't tell a soul.
Tyler: Really? It's a damned spacecraft. They're think maybe Venusians. They needed Burt's expertise in tracking the escaped aliens. (long pause) Just kidding.
Michael Gross does not appear in this episode.
Originally scheduled to air May 30, 2003 at 9:00 p.m. EST.