When Sheriff Boggs gets out of his car to shoot at the giant shrimp, you can see a camera man about 20 feet behind him.
Rosalita's hairstyle changes back and forth throughout the episode
Burt: It won't happen again.
Tyler: Apology accepted.
Burt: What apology?
Tyler: Yeah, nobody slays a shrimp like we do.
Twitchell: Mel, how are you doing? It's W.D. here in Bixby. Listen I need a truckload of dry ice and I need it now.
Twitchell: It's a government secret.
Dispatcher: My drivers are busy, Twitchell, making deliveries.
Twitchell: Well, if they're all on delivery, have them deliver it here!
Dr. Matthews: We need Burt - we really need to kick some ass now.
Sheriff Boggs: So you guys are saying a giant shrimp killed my men? You want to write the report on that?
Twitchell: It's reasonably certain that you have a...
Dr. Matthews: Jurassic artemia.
Twitchell: A...that in your pond.
Melvin: I have rights – as a businessman. As an American.
Twitchell: Well, as an American I'm sure you want to do what's best for everyone.
Melvin: No I don't!
Burt: She could have asked me for help.
Tyler: What for? You're just scraping by. It's lucky you haven't lost your taste for cactus.
Burt: I'm on my way to give a lecture, thank you. "Government Surveillance and Supermarket Price Scanners." So I'm gonna be rectifying my financial shortfall in due course.
Nancy: That little weasel would like nothing better then to see this whole town plowed under.
Jodi: Well, he does have a vision.
Nancy: Yeah – Melvin-Uberalis! He's trying to numb the pain of a difficult childhood by acquiring material possessions – in this case – acreage.
Rosalita: What happened to him?
Murphy: You're asking me? He was alive last night, except he was in a bad mood. Suicide maybe?
Rosalita: So he cut off his own head?!?
(Burt gives long speech on water tables)
Tyler: You rehearsed this in advance, didn't you?
Jodi: He's setting us up for his farewell speech...