Vash: Now, be real still you wouldn't want this gun to go off would you?
Bounty Hunter: I've found him hes right over here boss!
Vash: Now would you mind lowering your gun like a good boy.
Bounty Hunter: Forget it!
Vash: You don't like pain do you?
Bounty Hunter: I'm used to it.
Vash: Well, I feel sorry for your wife and kids. You'll make them cry.
Bounty Hunter: Ain't got no kids, and most woman find me pretty offensive, so I'm single.
Vash: Sounds like a pretty lonely life.
Bounty Hunter: I'm tellin' you... you have to die! For our happiness. It would sure make us all happy if you do.
Vash: Sorry, I don't do requests.