Reader, can we be real for a minute? Just a minute, I promise. You cool with that? Okay, good. Let's start: True Blood epically failed when it came to season three. Those twelve episode were a total and complete disappointment of epic proportions. So I was skeptical about season four. Would it be better? Looking back, yes. Yes, it was a HUGE improvement over season three... although it didn't really reach "great" status until the penultimate episode ("Soul on Fire"). So, after "Soul on Fire," I wondered whether or not the writers were going to be able to pull of a season finale that was even MORE epic than its predecessor. Now that it's 10:13 and the fourth season of True Blood has been over for about thirteen minutes, the question left to answer is... Was it? Was it?
Answer: Hells yeah, it was!
Okay, real moment over. Let the review begin.
***Spoiler-heavy beyond this point***
This season finale was exactly what I want from a season finale. There were cliffhangers and jaw-dropping moments galore. Main characters were killed (one blown to smithereens, one stabbed, and one shot in the head). And, once the credits rolled, the question that was left with you was, "When does the next season start???!!!"
Of course, the next season doesn't start until next June, which is GRAVELY unfortunate. But I'll cry about that later. Now, let's discuss "And When I Die."
As I previously stated, spoilers are about to fly. So, if you haven't seen this episode and want to be surprised, STOP READING NOW.
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Got it? Good. Let's go.
WHAT I LOVED:
1. Sookie made her decision... and her decision was neither Bill nor Eric. While I like them both, despite their flaws and previous horrible decisions, I think that Sookie made the right decision and what she said was true: she could only see her situation ending one way, without either, so she was taking life into her own hands and walking away from them both. Now, we know that this won't last forever (Hello, the triangle is one of True Blood's main storylines), but, for now, this was the best decision for Sookie. She needs to find out who she is without Bill and Eric and distance herself from them before she can decide which one she wants to be with romantically.
2. Debbie's dead! Shot in the head! Hey, that rhymed. What a neat coincidence. Okay, fine. It wasn't a coincidence at all. I totally planned it. Sue me. I lied. Moving on? Yes, okay... I was THRILLED that Debbie died. I have never liked her and, really, she never had a point or purpose. Good riddance! That's one of the things I like about True Blood. They're not afraid to kill off the characters that the audience hates and are holding the show back (**cough, cough, Tommy Mickens, cough, cough**).
And Debbie's death brings us to...
3. Tara might be dead! Shot in the head! I had a feeling in my gut that Tara might die in this episode (whether or not she is, actually, a goner remains to be seen). This feeling was pretty much cemented at the beginning of the episode when Tara asks Sookie if she can join her when she finds the "perfect life" she is longing for. Now, don't get me wrong. I like Tara. Although she was sort of a ghost this season, I like that she's a strong woman who isn't afraid to take BS from anyone. The only reason I loved this moment is because, even though I had a feeling something bad was going to happen to her, it was still so shocking... her jumping in front of Sookie to stop her from getting shot.
P.S. Doesn't Tara know that Sookie's on a show that would NEVER kill Sookie but would definitely kill her? She should have let Sookie get shot. She's "almost died" about twenty times over the course of four seasons. Poor Tara. I can't decide whether or not I want her to be dead.
4. Steve Newlin's back. This guy was a GREAT villain. The whole storyline was kind of an insult to Christianity, but that side, he was a great "Big Bad" in season two... which is a triumph, seeing as Maryann is considered to be the second season's real main antagonist.
Oh, and he's a vampire?
What?
That's right.
Nuh-uh.
Yep.
Now that Steve Newlin's become the thing he hates most, I'm very curious what's going to become of this storyline. Oh, and Jason... Don't invite him in. Okay?
Speaking of Jason...
5. Jason and Jessica. I LOVE them together. That is all. Kind of curious if Hoyt will sort of cease to exist now that he and Jessica are no longer together. He never really had a storyline until she came along. Oh, well.
6. Russell Edgington got out. Although I was never sure whether or not they were going to go down this road, I'm kind of glad they did because, now, they can do it right and make him a good villain. Hopefully.
7. Renée's message to Arlene. How creepy! Very curious what skeletons are inside Mr. Bellefleur's closet that we're going to learn all about next season. Oh, and that old army friend of Terry's... kind of got the feeling that this guy's in love with him. It was the look he got when Terry mentioned he was married. Or maybe it was a look of something else. I'm not sure. That's just my impression.
8. Nan died. Thank the Lord, because she was annoying.
9. The hug between Pam and Ginger toward the end. That was sweet. Although I have a feeling that, depending on how long the show lasts, they'll both be brutally murdered. 'cause that's just what happens when you live in Bon Temps.
WHAT I DIDN'T LIKE:
1. Not only did Jesus die... he died for no reason! Jesus was my favorite character on the show (or, at least, one of them) and I knew from the get-go of the season he wouldn't make it to season five. Which I had come to accept. So, when Marnie/Lafayette took his powers, I thought, "Well, at least he's going to die so that some epic, witch, vampire showdown can take place." Well, I was wrong. A super, duper lame thing happened instead where ghosts made Marnie realize that what she was doing was really, really bad and that she needed to stop and cross over to the other side.
Wait, what was that?
Oh, my soul crying that Alan Ball killed off my fave for no reason. That's all. No big.
... Well, that's pretty much all I didn't like about this episode. It was a pleasant surprise and a real treat. I'll talk to you next June!
See ya.