We've outlined six summer TV personality profiles. Which one defines you best?
Plus: True Blood is gaying up one of its characters, Dave Chappelle is/isn't returning to TV, and It's Always Sunny has gained some weight.
That fact that it's summertime is no excuse for letting your television acumen go soft; these five assignments will keep you on your game and prepare you for the fall season.
What's better than the first six minutes of True Blood? How about the first eight minutes?
What to watch on Friday, June 10 through Sunday, June 12.
Why wait until June 26? HBO lets everyone watch the opening of its vampire drama, which gives us a peek at a faery party.
ALIENS, LAWYERS, AND A MAN IN A DOG SUIT
There are a ton of shows, both new and old, premiering in June; here's our everything guide to what's on when...and which new shows are most worth watching.
Plus: The Bones spin-off does some major recasting, Weeds gets new faces and places for its next season, and how to watch True Blood early.
POSTCARDS FROM MYSTIC FALLS
Gunshot wounds, werewolf rabies, relapses, stolen kisses, and vampire ghosts! Welcome to the Season 2 finale of Vampire Diaries.
...and Alcide's unreal were-abs of steel! Season 4 looks like camp and humor are in full effect.
Plus: Gossip Girl fires two, Fringe's Lance Reddick will guest on a show you wouldn't expect, and Game of Thrones is getting bigger.
EVERYONE LOVES LISTS
Almost every show has a star, but which shows feature scene-stealers in just about every scene? We name our 10 favorites.
THE SWORD AND THE SHEATH
The carnal fornication in HBO's newest series is more than just eye-candy for horny teenagers; it's even more necessary than True Blood's.
Is your favorite show returning next year? Did that stinker finally get canceled? We're keeping track of all the shows right here.
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HEAR "SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY -- YOUR JOB'S A JOKE, YOU'RE BROKE, YOUR LOVE LIFE'S D.O.A...." AND YOU IMMEDIATELY THINK OF RACHEL, ROSS, MONICA, CHANDLER, JOEY AND PHOEBE?
Plenty of TV shows take their theme from a legitimate song release. Here are our favourites.
Plus: Two ABC soaps in danger of ending, True Blood has a return date, and Sons of Anarchy rides to Netflix streaming.
THERE ARE A LOT OF GOOD SHOWS BEING CANCELLED AND YET WAY TOO MANY SHOWS ON TV THAT DON'T DESERVE TO BE THERE.
Here is our list of the worst TV shows currently disgracing us with their presence on Australian screens.
What to watch on Tuesday, March 22.
Plus: Fox cooks up more Hell's Kitchen, a Prison Breaker is locked up in a new pilot, and someone's coming back to True Blood.
Plus: Paula Abdul doesn't react well to bad news, a Modern Family character may be recast, and Chelsea Handler just got more attractive.