Detective Andy Bellefleur
"Eggs" Benedict Talley
Pamela “Pam” Swynford De Beaufort
According to the t-shirt that Sookie is given to wear, the address of Fangtasia is 44 Industrial Drive, Shreveport, Louisiana.
In the scene where Eric asks Pam and Chow to go search the woods, Eric says "Du hörde vad jag sa" which is Swedish and means "You heard what I said".
Hoyt: Do you mind if I join you? Uh... I mean if you're alone.
Jessica: (she shrugs and gestures to the booth) I'm alone.
Hoyt: (sits down opposite her) Hi, I'm Hoyt.
Jessica: (watching his neck) Jessica.
Hoyt: Uh, so this might sound kind of funny, but I was just sitting there thinking how come you don't ever meet a nice girl, Hoyt? And then you just walked right in.
Jessica: And how do you know I'm a nice girl?
Hoyt: Coz of your smile, I guess. You can tell a lot about someone by the way they smile. Uh, you know I watch people all the time... (Jessica smiles and looks down flattered) You see that, that's beautiful. I could stare at that all day long.
Jessica: (Jessica's stops smiling and looks serious) Day? Yeah, right.
Hoyt: (looking a little offended) Did I say something wrong?
Jessica: No. Of course not.
Hoyt: Okay, okay good coz I don't wanna scare you away... would you like a drink or something? Uh, food? Um, you're hungry? (Jessica looks uncomfortable)
(Bill strides in after waking up for the night. He gives Sookie a hug)
Bill: Are you still angry about our fight? Sookie, none of that matters anymore.
Sookie: You're right. I'm alive and in one piece, (takes a breath and sounds angry) unlike my friend Lafayette who Eric chained up like an animal and left to bleed to death.
Bill: (looks confused) What?
Sookie: You better not have known anything about this Bill Compton, because if you did I don't think I could ever forgive you.
Bill: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Eric: I imagine she's referring to the human in my basement. (both Sookie and Bill look around in surprise as Eric walks into the club) The human who traded sexual services with a vampire in order to sell his blood - which as you know is a grave offense.
Sookie: (walks around Bill) His name is Lafayette! And you ought to be ashamed of yourself for what you've done to him. (pulls back her arm and slaps Eric - who allows it)
Eric: (looks down at her as she realizes what she just did) I'm glad you're feeling better. (he looks at the red Fangtasia T-shirt she's wearing) And may I add that colour suits you very well.
Sookie: Go to hell!
Bill: (he grabs her arm) Sookie, enough!
Sookie: Oh, it's not nearly enough. They've tortured him and bitten him and shot him and kept him down there in his own filth for weeks!
Bill: Is this true?
Eric: There are others who would have done far worse and you know it. (Bill looks down)
Sookie: You're gonna let him go right now or I swear I'm going to the police.
Eric: (leans forward as if to strike, his fangs out. Sookie leans back in surprise but holds her ground) I do not respond well to threats. (stares into her eyes, and steps back) But perhaps we could come to some sort of arrangement. (smiles) Please. (he indicates for her to sit down)
Sookie: (reading Ginger's mind) Lafayette? Why would Eric have Lafayette in the basement?
Ginger: I just work here.
(thinks about gun under the cash register, Sookie runs and gets it.)
Sookie: (points it at Ginger who screams) Take me to him. Now! (walks down the stairs behind Ginger into the basement) Oh my god. (runs to Lafayette) Lafayette. Lafayette.
Lafayette: Sook? Is that really you?
Sookie: What have they done to you?
Lafayette: Do I look like a vampire?
Sookie: (shaking her head) You look awful.
Lafayette: I feel fucking worse... I guess that means I ain't a vampire then. Which is good.
Sookie: (turns to Ginger) Uncuff him!
Ginger: I don't have that key! I swear!
Sookie: (turns back to Lafayette) I'm going to get you out of here. I promise.
(After he agrees to watch the bar while Sam's gone)
Terry: So you're just gonna cut and run?
Sam: I'm not running.
Terry: Uh huh, remind me never to get caught in a fox hole with you. (opens car door) Coward. (Drives away leaving Sam miffed)
Maryann: Sam seems like a sensitive, wonderful guy, but...all my instincts scream unevolved.
Tara: (laughs) You're right, that man has way too many issues.
Maryann: And they're not your problem. Unlike Carl you've done enough of taking care of people to last a lifetime.
(Bill finishes feeding Sookie. Eric turns to watch Pam and Chow walk through the door. Pam's pumps and leg are muddy and she has leaves in her hair.)
Pam: The area has been scanned.
Chow: The tracks were human but the smell was distinctly animal.
Eric: What kind?
Pam: A filthy one.
Chow: We didn't recognize it.
Eric: How intriguing. Well send an alert through the appropriate channels...find out what the neighbors know. (Pam sniffs haughtily and she and Chow begin to walk away) And Pam (waits til she has turned around) those were great pumps. (she gives him a dirty look and continues leaving, Chow and Eric smile. Eric turns back to Bill)
Bill: (reluctantly) I don't want to move her.
Eric: Of course not. I'll make sure she's taken care of.
Bill: I'm not leaving her.
Eric: Longshadow kept a coffin in back. He liked to feed before resting so it might be a bit messy. But you're welcome to it. (turns and starts walking away)
Bill: I want to thank you for your hospitality...and for saving Sookie's life.
Eric: (speaking over his shoulder) I'm sure there's a way she can repay me. (Gives Bill a look)
Dr Ludwig: You can give her blood now, her body should accept it.
Eric: (After looking at Sookie's back transfixed, speeds over to grab Bill and stop him biting his wrist.) My blood is stronger. Allow me.
Bill: Never. (Grabs a hold of Eric's hand on his arm, Eric let's go, laughs and moves back.) Sookie can you hear me? You must drink. (Bill bites his wrist and puts it to Sookie's mouth, she starts drinking)
Dr Ludwig: (On her way out, looks at Eric) I'll expect my payment by the end of the week.
Eric: (watches her go) It's always a pleasure doing business with you, Dr Ludwig.
Dr Ludwig: (From out of frame) Fuck off!
Bill: Clearly the pleasure is one-sided.
Eric: Eh she's no fan of the fang. But she tolerates us as our blood is of such great value to healers. (Sookie makes happy sounds and Eric studies her feeding off Bill) Careful, you'll overcook her.
Jason: Dear God: You gotta help me out coz I don't know what's right or wrong no more. Maybe I never did. Just... God please, please give me another sign. Coz I'm lost. I'm so f**king lost.
Luke: (Luke throws a pillow at him) There's your sign, now shut up. Some of us are trying to sleep in here.
Jason: (Hugs the Pillow and leans back and hits his head on the window still) Ow.
(Bill runs in as Sookie kicks and screams as Dr Ludwig pours something on her scratches)
Bill: What are you doing to her?
Dr Ludwig: (yells over Sookie screaming) Hold her down! Or let her die, your choice. (Bill holds her down)
Sookie: (yelling and crying) Stop. Stop. Stop.
(Dr Ludwig finishes pouring the steaming liquid and starts pocking and digging in Sookie's scratches as she screams in pain)
(Eric paces next to Bill as they wait on Dr Ludwig and Sookie)
Eric: The head of a bull...
Bill: That's what she said. It was dark, it all happened in seconds.
Eric: So you didn't see this bull-man?
Eric: And you gave her your blood?
Bill: It didn't work.
Bill: You ever heard of anything like this?
Eric: Surprisingly no. (moves to sit behind his desk) Pam. Chow. I thought in over a thousand years I'd seen all there was to see. (Pam and Chow enter Eric's office, he addresses them.) Search the woods around highway 71.
Pam: (Pam nods at Chow) He can do it I'm wearing my favorite pumps.
Eric: (In Swedish) You heard what I said.
(Pam sighs and leaves the room with Chow)
Eric: (talking to Bill about Pam) She is extremely lazy. But loyal. (sighs) How's yours? Jessica.
Bill: (practically spits his first answer answer, getting calmer as he goes.) Petulant. Dangerous. Afraid.
Eric: I am glad to see you two are bonding. Being a good maker is very rewarding.
Bill: (turns to go) I have to get back to Sookie.
Eric: Ah, relax. (Picks up a folder on his desk) Dr Ludwig treated one of Pam's humans when he was mauled by a werewolf...he lost an eye but otherwise he's fine. (Bill nods and then turns as Sookie lets out a shrill scream from the other room)
Dr Ludwig: I'm Dr Ludwig, what's your name? (Touches Sookie's wounds, Sookie cries out and Bill flinches)
Sookie: Sookie... S-Sookie Stackhouse. Am I dying?
Dr Ludwig: Yes. (threads needle)
Bill: (Bill watching on anxiously) No. She cannot die. You will save her.
Dr Ludwig: Back off vampire. Let me do my job.
Eric: (sitting on a chair observing) Forgive him. Bill is abnormally attached to this human.
Dr Ludwig: Well we don't have a lot of choices, she's been poisoned. You ever heard of Komodo dragons? Their mouths are teaming with bacteria, after one has bitten you it will track you for hours, days just waiting for the toxins to slowly eat away at your nervous system- til you're good and helpless. Then it will devour you alive.
Sookie: I-I was scratched by a dragon?
Dr Ludwig: No, but this poison is similar but way more efficient. I don't think I've seen it before but it's hard to tell without further testing and don't have that kind of time. (looks at the two vampires) Give us some privacy I need to remove her clothing. (Eric gets up and leaves)
Bill: (kneels down next to Sookie and puts a hand on her shoulder) I will be just outside. I am SO sorry.
Dr Ludwig: (Sookie coughs up some white goo) She's running out of time Mr.Compton. (Sookie gurgles and coughs. Bill leaves her side)
Sookie: (Walking through the woods she hears growling and turns slowly to see a strange horned silhouette in the moonlight.) What the......?
(Bill, Sookie and Jessica drive home after Jessica's disastrous visit with her family. Bill lectures Sookie after he's pulled over to the side of the road.)
Bill: That does not give you license to behave like a insolent child. She is a loaded gun Sookie, not a doll for you to dress up and play with. (Sookie gets out of the car) What are you doing?
Sookie: Walking! (Slams door)
Bill: (Gets out of car) Don't be ridiculous, Bon Temps is nearly 20 miles away.
Sookie: I'd rather walk all night then spend another second in that car with you! (Strides off into the forrest)
Bill: I remember when ladies clothing stores sold petticoats.
Sookie: That's so weird.
Bill: Actually I sort of miss my times. Clothes left something to the imagination and required a certain skill to get past.
Sookie: I think there's a Halloween store around here that sells them.
Bill: You're such a tease.
Sookie: What kind of doctor are you?
Dr. Ludwig: The healing kind.
Jessica: This is so embarrassing. I'd die if I wasn't already dead.
Eric: You surprise me. That's rare in a breather.
Sookie: You disgust me.
Eric: Perhaps I'll grow on you.
Sookie: I'd prefer cancer.
Hoyt: You should try the chicken fried steak. It's like a chicken and a steak got together and made a baby. A delicious, crispy baby.
"Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground
Special billing was given to Stephen Root (and) for this episode.
Although credited, William Sanderson (Sheriff Bud Dearborne) does not appear in this episode.
-Latin America: August 2, 2009 on HBO Latinoamerica Este.
-Australia: September 29, 2009 on Showcase.
-Czech Republic: December 1, 2009 on HBO.
-Germany: February 20, 2010 on 13th Street.
-United Kingdom: March 12, 2010 on FX.
-Sweden: March 17, 2010 on SVT1
-Czech Republic: "Škrábance" ("Scratches").
Arelene: I know, I know I'm late but Lisa decided to give Coby a nose piercing like she saw on America's Next Top Model and now he's got an infection.
America's Next Top Model is a reality show that was created by Tyra Banks and premiered in 2003. The show is a modeling competition where young women go through various challenges and photo shoots and each week one contestant is eliminated (sometimes more than one or none are eliminated). The last one standing receives a variety of prizes including a modeling contract and a photo spread in a magazine. Oddly enough, although there have been contestants who have nose rings, there has never been an instance where a contestant got that piercing during the show.
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