Two and a Half Men

Season 4 Episode 5

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Oct 16, 2006 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • (Alan and Charlie are taking drunk Herb to Judith's house)
      Charlie: So what we sould do, ring the bell and leave running?
      Alan: Charlie, he is not a flaming poop in a paper bag.
      Charlie: Hey, check out his cell phone. (Alan checks on Herb's pocket)
      Herb: Judith?!
      (Judith opens the door)
      Judith: Hey, who is there?
      (Charlie and Alan just drop Herb and leave running)