Charlie: (to Herb about Judith) How's the sex?
Herb: That's a little personal, isn't it?
Charlie: Hey, I didn't ask which way you point her. I just wanna make sure you two kids are compatible.
Herb: Oh, well, there's no problem in that area.
Charlie: See, Alan? It was you.
Alan: (gives Charlie an insulted look but turns back at Herb chuckling) That's me. The original one-pump chump. Ha.
Herb: So I hear. (Alan looks insulted again)