Two and a Half Men

Season 4 Episode 5

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Oct 16, 2006 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Charlie: (to Herb about Judith) How's the sex?
      Herb: That's a little personal, isn't it?
      Charlie: Hey, I didn't ask which way you point her. I just wanna make sure you two kids are compatible.
      Herb: Oh, well, there's no problem in that area.
      Charlie: See, Alan? It was you.
      Alan: (gives Charlie an insulted look but turns back at Herb chuckling) That's me. The original one-pump chump. Ha.
      Herb: So I hear. (Alan looks insulted again)