Two and a Half Men

Season 8 Episode 3

A Pudding-Filled Cactus

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Oct 04, 2010 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Lyndsey : Alan, white meat or dark meat?
      Alan: (in singsong voice) I'll take a b-b-b-breast.
      Lyndsey: Is that supposed to be somebody?
      Alan: It's Bing Crosby.
      Lyndsey: Oh! Heh.
      Eldridge: Who?
      Jake: Bing Crosby. The black guy with the sweater, used to have a tv show.
      Eldridge: That's Will Smith, dumb-ass.

    • Lyndsey : (sees Alan with her grandfather's pipe) I love a man with a pipe.
      (Alan chuckles)
      Lyndsey: You should get some tobacco for it.
      Eldridge: (to Jake) Your dad's gonna smoke a dead guy's pipe.
      Jake: (to Eldridge) Yeah, well, at least he didn't get hair plugs and run off with my babysitter like your dad. (gets hit by Eldridge) Ow!
      Eldridge: (gets hit by Jake) Ow!
      Alan: (imitates Bing Crosby with the pipe) Now, boys behave yourselves or I'll pull out my b-b-b-belt.

  • Notes

    • International Airdates: United Kingdom: February 14, 2011 on Comedy Central; Sweden: March 14, 2011 on TV6; Slovakia: June 11, 2012 on Markiza

    • This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #295.

  • Allusions