Alan says the title of this episode.
Lyndsey : Alan, white meat or dark meat?
Alan: (in singsong voice) I'll take a b-b-b-breast.
Lyndsey: Is that supposed to be somebody?
Alan: It's Bing Crosby.
Lyndsey: Oh! Heh.
Jake: Bing Crosby. The black guy with the sweater, used to have a tv show.
Eldridge: That's Will Smith, dumb-ass.
Lyndsey : (sees Alan with her grandfather's pipe) I love a man with a pipe.
Lyndsey: You should get some tobacco for it.
Eldridge: (to Jake) Your dad's gonna smoke a dead guy's pipe.
Jake: (to Eldridge) Yeah, well, at least he didn't get hair plugs and run off with my babysitter like your dad. (gets hit by Eldridge) Ow!
Eldridge: (gets hit by Jake) Ow!
Alan: (imitates Bing Crosby with the pipe) Now, boys behave yourselves or I'll pull out my b-b-b-belt.
International Airdates: United Kingdom: February 14, 2011 on Comedy Central; Sweden: March 14, 2011 on TV6; Slovakia: June 11, 2012 on Markiza
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #295.
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