Lyndsey : (sees Alan with her grandfather's pipe) I love a man with a pipe.
Lyndsey: You should get some tobacco for it.
Eldridge: (to Jake) Your dad's gonna smoke a dead guy's pipe.
Jake: (to Eldridge) Yeah, well, at least he didn't get hair plugs and run off with my babysitter like your dad. (gets hit by Eldridge) Ow!
Eldridge: (gets hit by Jake) Ow!
Alan: (imitates Bing Crosby with the pipe) Now, boys behave yourselves or I'll pull out my b-b-b-belt.