Two and a Half Men

Season 1 Episode 17

Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Feb 23, 2004 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Charlie: (holds Jake's hand as he is getting stitches in his head) It's okay, buddy, I'm right here with you. Go ahead, Doc.
      Jake: Ow! Ow! Ow!
      Charlie: (to doctor) Hey, go easy on the kid!
      Jake: No, you're squishing my hand!
      Charlie: Oh. Sorry. Did you feel the shot?
      Jake: No.
      Charlie: You're welcome.
      Doctor: Perhaps you'd prefer to wait outside.
      Charlie: I'd prefer a morphine drip and a sponge bath, but the kid needs me!