Two and a Half Men

Season 4 Episode 20

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Apr 16, 2007 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Charlie: Normally, at this point in a relationship, I'm busy plotting the appropriate exit strategy.
      Myra: For example?
      Charlie: Well, that would depend on whether I'm trying to get rid of you for today or forever.
      Myra: Let's say today.
      Charlie: OK. Today I have to see my dermatologist about a little rash.
      Myra: Oh, that's good. What about forever?
      Charlie: Turns out it wasn't a rash, and they won't let me come home.