Jake: (answering the phone) Hello. What? I can't understand you.
Alan: Who is it?
Jake: I don't know—some woman crying.
Alan: (into the phone) Hold on. (screams) Charlie!
Alan: Phone for you.
Charlie: Who is it?
Alan: A hysterical woman.
Charlie: Are you insane? I don't take calls from hysterical women.
Alan: (into the phone) Here he is.