Two and a Half Men

Season 1 Episode 24

Can You Feel My Finger?

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM May 24, 2004 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Jake: (answering the phone) Hello. What? I can't understand you.
      Alan: Who is it?
      Jake: I don't know—some woman crying.
      Alan: (into the phone) Hold on. (screams) Charlie!
      Charlie: What?
      Alan: Phone for you.
      Charlie: Who is it?
      Alan: A hysterical woman.
      Charlie: Are you insane? I don't take calls from hysterical women.
      Alan: (into the phone) Here he is.