Two and a Half Men

Season 1 Episode 24

Can You Feel My Finger?

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM May 24, 2004 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Doctor: Now, let me ask you a question. Do you have children already?
      Charlie: No.
      Doctor: Okay, then you might want to consider freezing some sperm, just in case you change your mind.
      Charlie: Frozen sperm? I don't know.
      Doctor: Why not?
      Charlie: Well, you know, when you freeze shrimp, it's never as good as fresh.
      Doctor: That's really not the same thing.
      Charlie: So you know for a fact that frozen kids are just as good as the regulars?