Two and a Half Men

Season 1 Episode 24

Can You Feel My Finger?

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM May 24, 2004 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Charlie: Okay, let me try this again. A vasectomy is a very simple procedure.
      Jake: Are you sick??
      Charlie: No, no, no, I'm perfectly healthy. It's just a procedure so that I don't have babies by accident.
      Jake: Oh, yeah, like we had to do with Scout.
      Charlie: Scout?
      Alan: The dog we had. Couldn't keep it in his fur! Keep going, you're doing great.
      Charlie: Jake, it's not exactly the same with people as it is with dogs.
      Jake: I know. (long pause) Why don't you just wear a condom?