Alan: So... you're not gonna have the vasectomy?
Charlie: Hey, I tried my best, but it just wasn't meant to be.
Alan: What do you mean?
Charlie: You think it was a coincidence that my urologist was having a baby at the very moment I was about to get snipped? I mean, I'm not a particularly religious guy, but clearly a power much greater then myself wants me to knock somebody up some day.
Rose:(comes into the room) You called?