Charlie says the title of the episode.
Charlie: Hey, Alan. How do you like your eggs?
Alan: (on the phone) Uh, uh, one sec. (whispers to Charlie)Um, Stephanie wants to see me tonight, but I already made a date with Katie. What do I do?
Charlie: Scrambled it is.
Alan: I intend to give my rose to Bachelorette #2.
Charlie: Only you could gay up banging two women.
Charlie: (to Jake) Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose some brain cells.
Berta: (reading title of book) Cooking for Dummies.
Charlie: No offense, Jake, I'm actually cooking for everybody.
The German episode title is "Rührei", meaning "Scrambled Eggs". The French title is "Enfoirés d'oeufs Benedict", an exact translation. The Italian title is "Segreti in cucina", meaning "Secrets in the Kitchen".
Latin America: November 18, 2008 on Warner Channel
Czech Republic: January 20, 2010 on TV Nova
Slovakia: September 29, 2010 on Markiza
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #218.
Alan states, "I intend to give my rose to Bachelorette #2," referencing how women are chosen to continue on the reality show, The Bachelor.