Two and a Half Men

Season 5 Episode 3

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

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Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Oct 08, 2007 on CBS

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    • Linda: Please, tell me you did not get yourself arrested just so you can see me?
      Charlie: Ummm! You got me.
      Linda: Charlie, what am I going to do with you?
      Charlie: Have dinner with me? Otherwise, we're looking at a crime spree here.
      Linda: Alright, one dinner. Now, step back.
      Charlie: (whispering) Yes, ma'am.
      Linda: How do you plead?
      Charlie: Guilty, your Honor.
      Linda: Is this your first offense?
      Charlie: Yes, your Honor.
      Linda: Alright, $500.
      Charlie: $500? Last time....
      Linda: "Last time?"
      Charlie: Thank you, your Honor.

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