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Alan says the title of this episode.
Alan: You're calling me a vagina?
Charlie: No, that's too good for you! You're vagina-adjacent.
Berta: You know, to some women this might be considered a hostile work environment.
(Jake has his arm on the car door and one hand on the wheel)
Alan: What are you doing?
Alan: Both hands—ten and two.
Alan: No, no, no, like a clock.
Jake: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Alan: Put both hands on the wheel.
Jake: Fine. (puts his other hand on the wheel)
Charlie: You gotta like that he can add ten and two.
Alan: Yeah, and he did it in his head.
Alan: You are a necrophiliac!
Charlie: She was drunk, not dead! I challenge.
Alan: So your fiancé's still out of town?
Charlie: Yeah, she's visiting her dad.
Alan: Is he out of the hospital?
Charlie: Yeah, he went in and came out with a new hip.
Alan: Oh, he has a bad hip?
Charlie: No, he has a bad tooth, but he went to the wrong doctor!
Jake: (to Charlie and Alan at the theater) Can we please just sit down?
Alan: (to Jake and Charlie) No, no, slide over one, slide over one. I need the aisle.
Jake: Why do you always need the aisle?
Charlie: He's got a prostate the size of an apple and he has to pee every 5 minutes.
Alan: There's nothing wrong with my prostate, I've got a teeny bladder, it's genetic.
Charlie: Another reason I think you were adopted.
Alan: Ha, ha. It wasn't funny when I was 6, not funny now.
Australia: November 2, 2009 on Channel 9
Latin America: November 24, 2009 on Warner Channel
Sweden: March 22, 2010 on TV 6
Slovakia: November 3, 2010 on Markiza
Czech Republic: June 8, 2011 on TV Nova
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #263.
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