Two and a Half Men

Season 5 Episode 6

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Oct 29, 2007 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Charlie: Hey.
      Linda: What are you doing here?
      Charlie: I came to apologize. I am sorry about last night.
      Linda: You're sorry? For ruining one of the most important nights of my career. For embrassing me within an inch of my life?
      Charlie: Well, yeah! Unless I did something else.
      Linda: No, you did quite enough, thank you.
      Charlie: Look, I understand why you're mad, but it really wasn't my fault. I was nervous about last night, so my mother gave me what I assume was one of her tranquilizers. But now I'm thinking it was a little something she had left over from Woodstock.