Two and a Half Men

Season 1 Episode 20

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Apr 19, 2004 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Dr. Freeman: Ok, well. Jake and I had a very nice little talk. I invited him to share his feelings with me in a confidential, non-threatening context and after hearing everything he had to say, I must tell you very frankly... uh... who am I kidding? I got nothing.
      Alan: That's it? A 150 dollars an hour for "I got nothing"?
      Dr. Freeman: It's a 175, but that's not really the point now, is it?!