Two and a Half Men

Season 1 Episode 19

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Mar 22, 2004 on CBS
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Episode Summary

Judith's sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

Who was the Episode MVP ?

  • What's the official name of that trick?

    Anybody know the secret to Clown Rose's disappearing-legs trick?

  • Uhhh... Not really good

    No, I wasn't too thrilled about this episode. A lot unlike last weeks, the show went downhill by the time I finished watching this particular one.

    Anyway, nothing really exciting happened, it was Jake's eleven year old birthday but the story was focussed on Charlie and Judith's hot sister Liz. Apparently Liz hooked up with him twelve years ago and Liz claims that she doesn't remember him at all. Instead, she starts hitting on Alan and it causes arguing and fighting. Evelyn Harper was probably the only part of the episode that gave me the laughs. A professional opinion of a boring episode. I mean really, after the previous "An Old Flame With A New Wick" which was by far this seasons best, the next one is unfortunetely the most boring in the entire season. It's decent/fair. Anyway, Jake did learn some new tricks and by the time the Hapers had a fight over Liz and Alan being together as a couple, Judith and Charlie went off and pretended to date, while Liz and Alan did the same thing together. Yip, they were all bluffing and Jake later experienced Rose as being a clown. Honestly, it was funny when Evelyn walked into the lounge during the big performance and she said "God, that clown has no legs!", lol.

    But overall, it was boring and I rate it as being just decent, if that. On the other hand, the next episode is very sucessful.moreless
  • Jake's birthday, & Judith's sister Liz (Terri Hatcher) visits. Long simmering tension between the sisters, due to Charlie & Liz's cloakroom tryst @ A & J's wedding. Sibling rivalry erupts as L hits on A. L claims she can't recall C, thus the title.moreless

    I remember the cloakroom, I just don't remember you is a well written episode, with most of the characters playing their roles to the hilt, and Terri Hatcher as Judith's sister Liz providing the "lighter fluid" (allusion clue: Charlie uses this metaphor when trying to jog Liz's memory about their cloakroom tryst, complimenting her that it helps him when "barbecuing alone"). Charlie & Alan, of course the "two" part of the Two and a Half Men equation, are great as usual; however, it is unusual that this time it is Alan who is getting the female attention. A bit of a role reversal that leads to a very erotic situation, perhaps as Charlie says, "the holy grail of recreational sex" that maybe proves a bit too much for anyone to fulfill in real life.

    Jake, the "Half" part of the 2 1/2 Men equation, adds up to more than the sum of his part. He has some good running gags with the word ironic, using it in mimicry of Uncle Charlie though he doesn't know the definition. He admits he doesn't know it, but trusts his uncle. Another running gag is that Jake gets a magic trick kit from Rose, and is going to the Magic Castle for his birthday. He keeps trying the tricks out, but can't ever get them to work. At one point, he fails to join two magic rings, and mutters "ironic" ironically, thus joining the two running gags as he failed to join the magic rings.

    Jake is a great kid, cute, but just chubby, cranky, and gullible enough to not make you want to barf. He is Charlie's foil, the butt of many jokes from all and sundry, and occasionally gets off a zinger or two of his own. As the reruns repeat in syndication it is a shock to see how young he is compared to the current episodes. We have watched him grow up onscreen. I hope nothing happens to him like so many child actors--Different Strokes comes to mind--and what with Charlie "the Machine" Sheen as his onscreen uncle, you'd have to worry. Yet, he seems to be a pretty well grounded kid.

    Judith is great as the shrewish ex wife. Very realistic in tone, yet she contributes so much to the comedy. Just enough exaggeration to highlight the humor. Couldn't ask for more. Evelyn is always a treat as the toxic mother. What better profession for her than Beverly Hills Real Estate Agent? For Jake's birthday, she of course gets him clothes, the least favorite gift of 11 year-old boys everywhere. "They're not clothes, they're Calvin Kline," she tries to convince him. "No, they're clothes," Jake sniffs dismissively. Finally, Rose, as Charlie's stalker, a whacky neighbor, if you will, who is way over the top, but blends in with the tone of the rest of the characters. Perhaps she is a splash of hot pink in an otherwise pastel bouquet. What is great about Rose is that while her character is so over the top, she actually trades in subtlety and nuance. A running gag with her--that she is going to "some clown's wedding," pays off in the big top big time.

    Everything comes together for the final act, as Rose returns from "some clown's wedding" in an actual clown suit, and assists Jake in his magic act. Wearing the Calvin Kline from Evelyn and with Clown Rose at his side, he blossoms into quite the magician, pulling off his illusions flawlessly. He makes Roses stems disappear behind a curtain. Bravo, you are thinking, but wait, where is Evelyn? She has fallen into another drunken stupor and is missing the finale. Just in the nick of time she stumbles in and screams because the clown has no legs!moreless
  • Jake's Birthday...

    this episode was one of the best from the first season, starting by those "ironic" lines, that is one thing that I really like on Two and a Half Men..then Teri Hatcher guest starring was very nice...but I think that those fights between Alan/Judith/Liz and the fact that Liz don't remember about Charlie was the funniest part of the episode.

    Another thing that I enjoy on Two and a Half Men are those funny scenes with music on the background, one of the best parts actually.

    Overall, was a nice episode, just like any other on Two and a Half Menmoreless

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (2)

  • QUOTES (10)

    • Judith: Don't you think you've had enough to drink at the magic show, Evelyn?
      Evelyn: Excuse me, darling, but some of us deal with our boredom and depression the old-fashioned, non-prescription way.

    • Alan: Anyway, you, me, and Mom are taking Jake to a show, Magic Hat's Club.
      Charlie: You invited Mom?
      Alan: You want to tell her she can't come to her only grandchild's birthday? 'Cause believe me, I tried.
      Charlie: Oh, man.
      Alan: Look at the bright side, maybe we can bribe one of the magicians to get her sawed in half.

    • Judith: Oh, come on, Charlie. You know there was always sexual tension between us.
      Charlie: Really? I thought it was just regular tension.
      Judith: I saw you looking at my chest.
      Alan: You looked at my ex-wife's chest??
      Charlie: Hey, I'm a guy.

    • Charlie: Go to your room.
      Jake: But it's my birthday!
      Charlie: Ironic, isn't it?

    • Judith: If you're determined to do something stupid, I'd actually prefer you to do Charlie.
      Liz: So would Charlie, but we can't always get what we want.

    • Alan: Judith's sister is hitting on me.
      Charlie: She's not hitting on you, she's hitting on her sister's ex-husband.
      Alan: But that's me!

    • Charlie: How can you not remember the coatroom?
      Liz: I remember the coatroom, I just don't remember you.

    • Judith: It's an eleven-year-old's birthday party. You could've at least put on a bra.
      Liz: Some of us don't need bras.
      Judith: Some of us have had husbands and children.
      Liz: Oh, I've had husbands.

    • Alan: Charlie, please don't make a bad situation worse. Judith and Liz have been at each other's throats for years.
      Charlie: Why's that?
      Alan: I don't know. Maybe it is because Liz was always more popular, maybe because Judith was smarter, maybe, and this is just a theory on my part, it had something to do with the fact that Liz did my brother in the coatroom at our wedding reception.
      Charlie: Well, it is no secret why she was popular.
      Alan: At our wedding reception, Charlie. In the coatroom. You where louder then the band!
      Charlie: You make it sound so sleazy.
      Alan: I'm sorry. Class it up for me.
      Charlie: Okay, to begin with, we were on a mink coat...
      Alan: Goodbye! (leaves)

    • Evelyn: Now, open grandmommy's present.
      Jake: Clothes?
      Evelyn: Happy birthday!
      Jake: Thanks a lot, but clothes?
      Evelyn: Not clothes, darling. It's Calvin Klein.
      Jake: No, it's clothes.
      Evelyn: Believe me sweetheart, the girls are gonna love you in this.
      Jake: What girls?
      Evelyn: Alright. The other boys will be envious.
      Jake: The other boys will beat me up.
      Evelyn: Well, there's just no pleasing you, is there?

  • NOTES (1)

    • The German episode title is "Die Garderobenfrau", meaning "The Coatroom Girl". The French title is "Petits écarts", meaning "Small Gaps". The Italian title is "Dita magiche", meaning "Magic Fingers". The Spanish title is "Me acuerdo de lo del ropero, pero no de ti", an exact translation.