Two and a Half Men

Season 1 Episode 19

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Mar 22, 2004 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Alan: Anyway, you, me, and Mom are taking Jake to a show, Magic Hat's Club.
      Charlie: You invited Mom?
      Alan: You want to tell her she can't come to her only grandchild's birthday? 'Cause believe me, I tried.
      Charlie: Oh, man.
      Alan: Look at the bright side, maybe we can bribe one of the magicians to get her sawed in half.