Two and a Half Men

Season 1 Episode 19

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Mar 22, 2004 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Alan: Charlie, please don't make a bad situation worse. Judith and Liz have been at each other's throats for years.
      Charlie: Why's that?
      Alan: I don't know. Maybe it is because Liz was always more popular, maybe because Judith was smarter, maybe, and this is just a theory on my part, it had something to do with the fact that Liz did my brother in the coatroom at our wedding reception.
      Charlie: Well, it is no secret why she was popular.
      Alan: At our wedding reception, Charlie. In the coatroom. You where louder then the band!
      Charlie: You make it sound so sleazy.
      Alan: I'm sorry. Class it up for me.
      Charlie: Okay, to begin with, we were on a mink coat...
      Alan: Goodbye! (leaves)