Two and a Half Men

Season 1 Episode 23

Just Like Buffalo

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM May 17, 2004 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Mandy: You are so cute!
      Jake: I know.
      Kathleen: You got a girlfriend yet?
      Jake: No, I'm a bachelor like my Uncle Charlie.
      Mandy: You don't ever want to get married?
      Jake: (repeating something Charlie said) No, as long as I've got somebody to clean my house and some action on a regular basis, I don't need a wife.
      Mandy: Excuse me?!?!?
      Jake: Yeah, I don't want to be giving anyone half my stuff.
      Alan: Okay, bye-bye! (leaves quickly)