Two and a Half Men

Season 5 Episode 10

Kinda Like Necrophilia

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Nov 26, 2007 on CBS
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Episode Summary

Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.

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  • 510

    Not the best episode of 2 1/2 Men, it just was a weak episode overall, and Alan was just plain annoying. This episode wasn't very funny, the only part I found myself laughing at is when Jake asked Charlie if he was drunk.

    Also it was an interesting method, the prettiest and most popular girl is the most lonely. But overall, this was just an unfunny installment with not much to offer other than Alan whining throughout the entire thing.

    A good twist with Charlie actually trying to get rid of his girlfriend, but it definitely wasn't enough to salvage this episode as a whole.moreless
  • In two parallel story lines, Jake and his Dad learn lessons about women and love. Jake's lesson is more of a dating tip, whereas Alan's is another soul-crushing setback in his quest to achieve a fulfilling relationship with the opposite sex.moreless

    Jake's been a little out the picture lately, so it's great to see him involved in the central story line. In this episode he is his usual clueless self but, it turns out, is not nearly as clueless as his Dad. Charlie gives Jake the keys to unlocking access to the "A" list girls at school then makes sure Alan pays dearly for his need to revenge a childhood slight, plus his general neediness, gullibility and awkwardness with the opposite sex.

    Jon Crier plays emotional pain like Jackie Gleason played physical pain. As Alan's situations worsen, his frustration and inability to cope mold his face into hilarious contortions. Brother Charlie is always happy to just stand by and watch the meltdowns unfold.

    The situations in this episode are great but the belly laughs come from watching each brother's reactions to the other's misfortunes. We've learned that ANY time Alan feels he has the upper hand, crushing defeat is just around the corner - and Charlie will not only get even but get the girl and get the big check. Like in the Charlie Waffles episode, Alan (and the viewer) are left to wonder how Charlie does it and wish it came that easy for us.moreless
  • Pretty good

    Another enjoyable episode from this season that focusses on the brothers and how they're jelous with each other, now this went on for a couple of decades.

    It was a pretty good episode in whole, I've still seen better from this show, but we're given a revealing episode here that ends with a great conclusion. Alan and this woman didn't work out, and Charlie knew it wouldn't. Just when I thought he was being nice, there's a catch! LOL, rofl.

    Alan and Charlie fight throughout with Jake here and there watching.

    Overall, great episode and the comedy is definitely there but like I said, there's more this show can do... And it doesn't have to be sex.moreless

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (1)

  • QUOTES (16)

    • Charlie: (to Alan while they watch Gabrielle leave) Nice, huh?
      Alan: Ha! Nice? She's magnificent.
      Charlie: You should see her naked.
      Alan: Can I?
      Charlie: Well, I could show you some pictures but you may not want to see that much of me.

    • Alan: (angry after learning Charlie stole Charity from him) I had to go to junior prom with cousin Phoebe.
      Charlie: She was cute.
      Alan: She was 12 and in a body cast.
      Charlie: Well, so what? She was your cousin. She could've been 18 and in a cellophane bikini and you weren't gonna get any.
      Alan: You are a horrible human being and I hope you burn in hell! (storms away)
      Charlie: (calls to Alan) So we're good?
      Alan: (off screen) No! We are not good! We suck! (door slams)
      Berta: (offers Charlie coffee) Freshen that up for you?
      Charlie: Thanks.

    • Charlie: Jake, who is the cutest girl in your class?
      Jake: Nicole O'Malley.
      Charlie: Okay, call Nicole O'Malley and ask her out.
      Jake: Are you drunk?
      Charlie: A little. (sighs) But this is a secret that will serve you for the rest of your life: The hotter the girl, the lonelier she is because most guys are too scared to talk to her.
      Jake and Alan: Really?
      Charlie: Trust me.
      Alan: Wow. Why couldn't you have said this 20 years ago?
      Jake: Come on, Dad. I wasn't even born 20 years ago.

    • Alan: (Charlie makes fun of Alan's bicycling outfit) Excuse me, this is what they wear in the Tour de France.
      Charlie: (referring to his French one night stand) Alan, I just took the Tour de France, and the only thing I was wearing was a smile and a condom.

    • Charlie: Did I hear Numbnuts come in?
      Alan: "Numbnuts?"
      Charlie: Oh, sorry. Numbnuts, Junior.

    • Alan: (about Jake) What's the matter with him?
      Judith: His little girlfriend broke up with him.
      Alan: Oh, no.
      Judith: Yeah, I was hoping you could talk to him, because, let's face it, who knows more about getting dumped?
      Alan: (somewhat put off) You don't have to flatter me, Judith. I'll talk to him.

    • Alan: Jake, sooner or later every guy gets dumped.
      Charlie: Some guys get dumped sooner and later, right, Alan?
      (Alan glowers at Charlie)
      Charlie: Sorry, I should've "eased into it."

    • Alan: (to Jake) So, how's school?
      Jake: Okay.
      Alan: Anything noteworthy happen?
      Jake: No.
      Charlie: (to Alan about Jake) I thought you said he got dumped!
      Alan: I was easing into it.
      Charlie: Oh. Okay, go ahead.

    • Judith: Hey, honey, how was your weekend?
      Jake: Great. Uncle Charlie's a genius. (walks out the door)
      Judith: (to Alan) I thought you talked to him.
      Alan: I did!
      Judith: Then why is Uncle Charlie the genius?
      Alan: Because he never got married.

    • Charlie: (on why Jake got dumped) Maybe she found somebody better.
      Alan: What? Who's better than Jake?
      (Charlie looks at Jake)
      Charlie: (hiding sarcasm) Why, no one, Alan! He's the pinnacle of male evolution.
      Jake: Thank you.

    • Alan: How can you mend a broken heart?
      Charlie: (singing) How can you stop the rain from falling down?
      Alan: You done?
      Charlie: Unless you wanna hear "Jive Talkin'".

    • Jake: Uncle Charlie's a genius.
      Berta: In a sense. (quietly as she leaves) In that there's book-smart and nook-smart.

    • Charlie: I really shouldn't be giving [Jake] advice that will help him reproduce.

    • Alan: (to Charlie) I snaked her like a cobra. Katchow!!

    • Alan: I loved Charity Kirschenbaum and you stole her right out from under me!
      Berta: He's speaking metaphorically, right?
      Charlie: Yeah... he was never on top of that.

    • Gabrielle: Are you a friend of Charlie's?
      Alan: I'm his brother, so no.

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