Two and a Half Men

Season 5 Episode 10

Kinda Like Necrophilia

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Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Nov 26, 2007 on CBS

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    • Charlie: Jake, who is the cutest girl in your class?
      Jake: Nicole O'Malley.
      Charlie: Okay, call Nicole O'Malley and ask her out.
      Jake: Are you drunk?
      Charlie: A little. (sighs) But this is a secret that will serve you for the rest of your life: The hotter the girl, the lonelier she is because most guys are too scared to talk to her.
      Jake and Alan: Really?
      Charlie: Trust me.
      Alan: Wow. Why couldn't you have said this 20 years ago?
      Jake: Come on, Dad. I wasn't even born 20 years ago.

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