Two and a Half Men

Season 5 Episode 1

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

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Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Sep 24, 2007 on CBS

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    • Charlie: Hey, Berta, how have you been washing my underwear?
      Berta: Like I do with everything else around here: with a song on my lips and love in my heart.
      Charlie: I'm serious. I got a rash in my… you know… my private area.
      Berta: "Private?" You get anymore traffic down there and you gonna have to open a Starbucks.

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