Two and a Half Men

Season 5 Episode 1

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

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Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Sep 24, 2007 on CBS

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    • Charlie: So, junior high eh? Boy, that brings back some memories. Doesn't it, Alan?
      Alan: Can we please not go down that road?
      Jake: What happened?
      Alan: Nothing, it's just that kids in junior high can be a little judgmental.
      Berta: Especially if you're knocked-up.
      Alan: Thank you, Berta.
      Berta: Of course on the upside, pregnant chicks didn't have to go to gym.
      Charlie: Did the guys who got 'em pregnant get any consideration... nooo. Not even a hall pass.

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