Two and a Half Men

Season 3 Episode 14

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

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Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Feb 06, 2006 on CBS
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Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

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  • I liked this episode, I do miss the old humor, but the storylines have improved. Read the review for more details...

    8.0
    I liked it heaps, but it is overated. I liked the fact that Charlie has taken the next step in his relationship with Mia, also the fact that Alan is now being a Charlie where he has sex with a nutty woman who wants to wants to do it all the time.

    The whole storyline of the episode was a great one! It was similar to the previous episode, but better and more interesting.

    One thing the show is lacking though is the old homor that it used to bring. One or two words then the audience would crack up laughing. But yes, the storylines are better than they used to be. A combination of that and homor would make a perfect Two and a half men episode. My favorite scenes were Alan and Kandi for sure. The show has gotten better with the storylines but as this happened, the homor slipped away. I'm not saying anything too harsh, but if they could maybe perhaps bring in both, amazing. It was a very good episode though...moreless
  • Pretty funny episode. Two surprises in this episode.

    9.5
    At the beginning of this episode, an improbably Charlie Sheen dating disaster arises.



    He (Charlie Harper) comes off as somewhat "romantically non-transparent" which blows the deal for him, and we are not talking a financial deal.



    Meanwhile, Alan proves what a great communicator he is. It is a useful skill, up to a point.



    There is a new character in this episode, named "Kandi". Kandi seems very sweet but not very bright. She is sweet, insightful (up to a point), and convivial. She is in quite a few scenes in this particular episode. That is really not a bad thing at all.moreless
  • The best part was Alan and Kandi

    9.1
    Mia is very annoying and I can't wait to see her go. Alan dating Kandi was great. I loved when Alan told off hid ex-wife and let her know he knew who she was sleeping with. Bertha was funny as always. I would love to see someone else come on the show that has a personal connection to the two stars like when Martin Sheen came on.

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  • TRIVIA (2)

    • At the end of the episode, Charlie says the title Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded of this episode.

    • In this episode, Alan has no problem dating one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends, but in episode 43 (2x19), Alan went out with Charlie's ex Sherri (Jeri Ryan), but then he had a problem because he couldn't get over Sherri's previous relationship with Charlie.

  • QUOTES (5)

    • Mia: The fancy beach house works with a lot of women, doesn't it?
      Charlie: Honestly, it's like a G-spot with two mortgages.
      Mia: Well, just so you know, I'm not with you for your house or your money.
      Charlie: So it's the car.
      Mia: Why would I care about your car?
      Charlie: It's an $80,000 Mercedes.
      Mia: Yeah, so what does it do that other cars don't do?
      Charlie: It costs $80,000!

    • Charlie: Hi, Jude. Father.
      Judith: I suppose you're the one that introduced Alan to that slutty little...
      Charlie: Don't say it, Judith! You'll just be demeaning all women. (pauses) And yes.

    • Kandi: You shouldn't tell those things, Alan, it makes you look like a loser.
      Alan: But it's true. I have nothing to hide, it's part of my life.
      Kandi: Loser..loser. (mouths "loser" and makes him the "L" sign)

    • (talking about Kandi)
      Judith: Are you proud of yourself?
      Alan: What do you mean?
      Judith: Oh, please, she has to be half your age.
      Alan: Oh, that. Yeah, I am pretty proud of that.

    • Alan: My girlfriend on the other hand, has no idea who I really am, damn little desire to find out, and is only interested in riding me like a wild mustang and draining me of all bodily fluids.

  • NOTES (2)

    • The German episode title is "Liebe ist geisteskrank", meaning "Love is Insane". The French title is "Trop brune pour toi", meaning "Too Brunette for You". The Italian title is "La prima volta", meaning "The First Time". The Spanish title is "El amor no es ciego, es retrasado mental", an exact translation.

    • April Bowlby played Kim in "Madame and Her Special Friend" and Kimber in "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium". Kandi is her third character on the show.

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