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Special Guest Star
Stephan (Bobby) Wasserstein
Bobby the waiter says the title Madame and Her Special Friend of this episode.
When Norma gives Alan the choice, we are shown the Rolex she just gave him moments earlier, then a clock ticking is heard, however Rolexes tick twice a second, in half-second intervals, so the ticking isn't from the Rolex.
Berta: I forgot to do a load of laundry. Last chance to change your underwear.
Alan: I'm good.
Alan: Jake, are you praying?
Jake: It's okay. I'm not in school.
Charlie: Likes to take long walks on the beach after crawling out of the ocean and growing legs. Her birthstone is lava.
Charlie: Her high school graduation pictures are probably on a cave wall in France!
(Talking about their neighbor)
Alan: You know she's rich, right?
Charlie: Richer than God, who she's known since he was yay high.
Charlie: Well, we've established that you're a man-whore and now we're just trying to zero in on your price.
Alan: Charlie, you're not helping at all.
Charlie: Alan... did you really think I would?
(Jake's hands are together and his eyes are closed)
Alan: What are you praying for?
Jake: I have a math test on Monday.
Alan: Oh, so you're praying for a good grade?
Jake: No, that never works. I'm praying for the teacher to get sick.
Alan: Have you considered just studying for the test?
Jake: How would that help?
Alan: Okay, listen to me, even if we were to assume a god who would be willing to give your teacher a cold—
Alan: Okay, no more praying for you.
Jake: Who are you, the Supreme Court?
Jake: It won't work, God answers kid's prayers first.
Charlie: Who told you that?
Jake: No one, it just makes sense.
Charlie: I get an extra parking space, and you get to keep the watch. Enjoy it, buddy.
Alan: Charlie, wake up, I had sex with Norma.
Charlie: How was it?
Alan: Actually, it was great... she knew stuff.
Charlie: (to Alan) If you got her pregnant, you'll get a full page in Ripley's.
Alan: How does it feel to be dating a woman whose IQ is the same as her age?
Charlie: I could ask you the same thing.
Norma: Are you sure you're not homosexual?
Norma: You would've made a good one.
Norma: God bless you.
Jake: He better, I sent him five bucks.
Charlie: (to Alan) Why are you dating someone who probably lost her virginity during WWII? And knowing her, probably not to one of our guys.
Cloris Leachman also worked with Charlie Sheen in the 2006 movie, Scary Movie 4.
The German episode title is "Ein Witz mit Urknall", meaning "A Joke with a Big Bang". The French title is "Le nouvel ami de madame", meaning "Madam's New Friend". The Italian title is "L'amore non ha età", meaning "Love Has no Age". The Spanish title is "La Señora y Su Amigo Especial", an exact translation.
Guest April Bowlby will later take on a recurring/starring role as Kandi.
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