Two and a Half Men

Season 5 Episode 11

Meander to Your Dander

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Mar 17, 2008 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • (on dumping a girl)
      Charlie: You're supposed to meet her there.
      Alan: Why?
      Charlie: What do you mean, "Why?" You're gonna break up with her and then drive her home? You'll need the Jaws of Life to get her out of your car.
      Alan: You didn't say anything about that.
      Charlie: It's common sense. Do you know why Custer and Sitting Bull didn't share a pony to Little Big Horn? Because they knew there were gonna be hurt feelings, and the ride home would be awkward!